Fellas, all that blah-blah-blah from your lady getting you down?
Well get her fasting, yo!
The biggest complaint, made by 23 of the women, was that it was simply harder to say anything while fasting. About half of the women also reported vocal fatigue..."
Word. Forget khakis, keep your womenz dressed in vocal fatigue fellas. That's the new ish.
And no more restaurants for these girls either; now we know that's where they're getting all hopped up on jibber-jabber fuel! After reading this I can barely watch girls eating and drinking water at restaurants, it's disgusting! Just shamelessly turning themselves into Jibba-Jabba the Hut monsters. Not. Sexy. At. All.
So, fellas, let us pray:
Dear heavenly father, as football season approaches we kneel before your tv altar to pray for Epidemic: Vocal Fatigue to spread across this country like something that spreads incredibly fast and far.
We'd also like to remind you about our previous prayer re. Jessica Biel's booty.
In your name we thus pray-blog.
Study: Fasting Women Talk Less [Discovery]
cartoon courtesy of The Talented Miss Gossip