Wednesday, May 14, 2008

I'll Beat The Good Humor Out Of You

From the Times:

Summer is more than a month away, but the ice cream wars have already begun. In neighborhoods across the city, skirmishes are breaking out over which franchise can sell its wares on which route. And the tension between the city’s purveyors of ice-cold treats can at times be thicker than a Chipwich.

There have been harsh words, hurt feelings and even bloodshed between competitors. In 2004, a couple in their 60s who owned and operated two ice cream trucks were ambushed in the Bronx and beaten with an oversized wrench. The motive, the police said, was the couple’s ice cream route. A rival ice cream salesman was charged with assault and sentenced to 10 years in prison.

Bloodshed? Oversized-wrench beatdowns?? Jail time???

Seriously?

No more Mr. Softee, I guess. Now it's ... oh I can't bring myself to it, but I'm open to suggestions on hard-rock gangsta names for the ice cream crips-and-bloods set. Also: photoshop anyone?

Ice Cream Truck War Revs Up [NYT]

10 comments:

  1. Anonymous5/14/2008

    Wu-Tang's Cookies & C.R.E.A.M?

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  2. Anonymous5/14/2008

    I guess I'm gonna be more careful about ordering the bomb pops.

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  3. Anonymous5/15/2008

    50 round drumsticks?

    strawberry short shank?

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  4. Anonymous5/15/2008

    MOM! MOM! THROW DOWN SOME MONEY! THE ICE CREAM MAN IS COMING!

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  5. Where the hell do you get an oversized wrench?

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  7. I lived in Scotland in the '80s, the era of the infamous Glasgow Ice Cream Wars. The violence by gunshot and arson was so brutal that a special police unit, dubbed by locals "the serious chimes squad," followed ice cream vans around on their routes.

    This conflict is referenced in the Bill Forsyth film, "Comfort and Joy."

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  8. R U Serious???


    Over a bomb pop and spongebob ice cream?? LOL

    WOW... when I hear that music, I start running lmao

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  9. Mister Softee is, like, my dealer.

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