tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post113794603984705572..comments2023-11-05T07:37:47.920-05:00Comments on The Assimilated Negro: Chuck Norris & TAN Will Kick Your AssT.A.N.http://www.blogger.com/profile/03386902584581113328noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1169828515718624632007-01-26T11:21:00.001-05:002007-01-26T11:21:00.001-05:00Did you know that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer?...Did you know that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer? Too bad he never cries.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1169828463733192702007-01-26T11:21:00.000-05:002007-01-26T11:21:00.000-05:00There is actually no such thing as evolution. Ther...There is actually no such thing as evolution. There is only a list of creatures that Chuck Norris allows to survive.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1169828386615799032007-01-26T11:19:00.000-05:002007-01-26T11:19:00.000-05:00There is no chin underneath Chuck Norris' beard. T...There is no chin underneath Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1138519196440467302006-01-29T02:19:00.000-05:002006-01-29T02:19:00.000-05:00Boy I wish, I had time to sit around and think up...Boy I wish, I had time to sit around and think up these bull shot facts about people. Hey how about you get a real job and quit living off the Government, that protects your sorry butts.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1138163564368960072006-01-24T23:32:00.000-05:002006-01-24T23:32:00.000-05:00http://cutoffhisarm.livejournal.com/194076.htmlMy ...http://cutoffhisarm.livejournal.com/194076.html<BR/><BR/>My son's blog has a reference to Chuck...check it out....Dihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00335976822110599015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1138071557736697122006-01-23T21:59:00.000-05:002006-01-23T21:59:00.000-05:00I spent last weekend with my college-aged brother ...I spent last weekend with my college-aged brother and his friend. All they did was quote these "Facts" back and forth. My favorite was:<BR/>One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.MonkeyPantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07150431310248275718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1138069702985513892006-01-23T21:28:00.000-05:002006-01-23T21:28:00.000-05:00Bob Barker on Karate Lessons with Chuck Norris, wh...Bob Barker on Karate Lessons with Chuck Norris, which caused him great harm:<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/News/9910/25/showbuzz/index.html#story3" REL="nofollow">"Maybe I should blame it on Chuck Norris," Barker jokes in his interview. "He probably kicked me in the neck. God knows he kicked me everywhere else."</A>Malatronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16365468209343953467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1138069377359128472006-01-23T21:22:00.000-05:002006-01-23T21:22:00.000-05:00...that SNL skit I posted above apparently isn't o......that SNL skit I posted above apparently isn't old at all, I guess they just did it very recently. Who knew? SNL is doing good stuff.<BR/><BR/>In my quest to turn this comment thread into all things Chuck Norris, I offer you this...<BR/><A HREF="http://www.mobygames.com/game/chuck-norris-superkicks/screenshots" REL="nofollow">Screen shots</A> from Chuck Norris Superkicks. A game for the Atari 2600.<BR/><BR/>"In this action game you play the part of Chuck Norris on a quest to reach a monastery where an important leader is kept hostage."Malatronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16365468209343953467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1138062445217254522006-01-23T19:27:00.000-05:002006-01-23T19:27:00.000-05:00Old SNL Skit: The Young Chuck Norris.Old SNL Skit: <A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/w/Young-Chuck-Norris---SNL?v=NBSpNPzVsMM" REL="nofollow">The Young Chuck Norris</A>.Malatronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16365468209343953467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1138028117812633802006-01-23T09:55:00.000-05:002006-01-23T09:55:00.000-05:00The Vin Diesel facts are not to be missed also. Th...The Vin Diesel facts are not to be missed also. They're on the same site somewhere.kilgorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15078329575559804380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1138006117576634122006-01-23T03:48:00.000-05:002006-01-23T03:48:00.000-05:00THere is a song by The Chuck Norris Appreciation S...THere is a song by The Chuck Norris Appreciation Society that uses a bunch of these. My fav is "When Chuck Norris was born the nurse said "Holy Hell, that's Chuck Norris!" and then she slept with him. At that point she was the third woman he had spelt with." <BR/><BR/>Here is the link to the song. It's on WFMU's Blog. http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/BL/0512/Chuck_Norris_Appreciation.mp3J.R.Knighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02839903525505035237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1137983106769164722006-01-22T21:25:00.000-05:002006-01-22T21:25:00.000-05:00"F*ckin' Chuck Norris." Best line in Dodgeball."F*ckin' Chuck Norris." <BR/><BR/>Best line in Dodgeball.DrunkBrunchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09107645461052308612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1137979312885862122006-01-22T20:21:00.000-05:002006-01-22T20:21:00.000-05:00Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1137977867237698332006-01-22T19:57:00.000-05:002006-01-22T19:57:00.000-05:00I saw this on someone's blog a while back and I th...I saw this on someone's blog a while back and I thought they made it up! I was impressed, and now, well, now I'm a little pissed off!I'm not even supposed to be here todayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14654391742998886080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1137957786564527862006-01-22T14:23:00.000-05:002006-01-22T14:23:00.000-05:00Chuck Norris can divide by zero.Chuck Norris can divide by zero.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1137950384105096172006-01-22T12:19:00.000-05:002006-01-22T12:19:00.000-05:00OMG that is, like, SOOOOOO last month!!!http://hal...OMG that is, like, SOOOOOO last month!!!<BR/>http://haloscan.com/tb/deadpoolandstroke/113440090940763605Bellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15092013460784298121noreply@blogger.com