tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post114730046862473043..comments2023-11-05T07:37:47.920-05:00Comments on The Assimilated Negro: The Bartending Muse - Part III: Mission ImpossibleT.A.N.http://www.blogger.com/profile/03386902584581113328noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-79443674111224552742010-03-10T06:07:10.316-05:002010-03-10T06:07:10.316-05:00go on, hit this bartending girl!go on, hit this <a href="http://www.rgmania.com/shop/bartending/view?set_language=en" rel="nofollow">bartending</a> girl!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-68378075900525700442007-06-03T11:42:00.000-04:002007-06-03T11:42:00.000-04:00Ving Rhames.Ving Rhames.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1150465655491122342006-06-16T09:47:00.000-04:002006-06-16T09:47:00.000-04:00I loved this story, you really have a great way of...I loved this story, you really have a great way of telling a story, but it's only a story. I guess you being a guy, could only put an impossible life long milestone like getting a bartender to go out with you, on top 100 things to do list. Although, I know the truth about the bartender myths. I am not a bartender, but I am dating a bartender, and it's not all fun and games. The flirting fades once you begin to know the person more, because it becomes a regular relations. The ever lasting nights become to be repetitive and at times lonely. Once you become a part of the night life, you my friend become the muse. YOU have become her regular, her common, her blind spot. You may now have the relationship with her, if you even go on some dates and hook up. You too have a great time together, and fall in love (this is hypethetically speaking from experience), NOW everything is great outside of the bar, but when you go to the bar it's not the same anymore. It's now boring. How did that happen. And now you have other men hitting on your Muse, just like she's their muse. And you realize, SHE IS THEIR MUSE. You have to share her. Night after night you visit her at the bar, until you yourself are annoyed by being there because it's a singles seen. And your thinking, "I'm with someone, why am I here." You both move in together and you begin the clockwork game. Your the 9 to 5'er and she's the 9 to 5 Nighter. You will go to bed alone four nights out of the week, (depending on if she's a industry lifer and working that many shifts.) And every once in a while you go out to the club and sit at the end of the bar "waiting." You sit and wait for her to stop flirting with the other regulars, you wait for last call, and you wait for her to turn the lights on, cash out her register, count money for the barbacks, clean the bottles and glasses and bartops, marry the liquor and hang out with the other bartenders at 3:30 int he morning after she gets done cleaing. Remember: she hasn't partied yet tonight or seen her friends and this is her time now. Oh, and the sleeping until 3 in the afternoon will drive any 9 to 5'er crazy! You thought you were a sleeper, but you don't know that lifestyle, and you won't begin to if you burst the bubble that you have built around her. <BR/><BR/>*So I suggest if your not ready for all of that work, then stay on the other side of the bar and keep it as that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1147833257477039592006-05-16T22:34:00.000-04:002006-05-16T22:34:00.000-04:00buy her a cupcakebuy her a cupcakeMatt Brandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07432296291369517481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1147562494349552492006-05-13T19:21:00.000-04:002006-05-13T19:21:00.000-04:00Women enjoy having a treat dangled before them...a...Women enjoy having a treat dangled before them...at least all the ones I know. It builds a subtle awareness which can quickly lead to yearning if played right. I think this one's practically in the bag.I'm not even supposed to be here todayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14654391742998886080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1147531305038900462006-05-13T10:41:00.000-04:002006-05-13T10:41:00.000-04:00The explosives/tech guy for the original "Mission:...The explosives/tech guy for the original "Mission: Impossible" tv series had melanin. <BR/>And about your social scene? Icksnay on calling her BM, and make your move now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1147392214103325032006-05-11T20:03:00.000-04:002006-05-11T20:03:00.000-04:00TAN, I am sorry we didn't get to have this convers...TAN, I am sorry we didn't get to have this conversation face to face, but dating a bartender is one of the worst ideas in history. Worse than dating a stripper. No really, it is. LIke Jeter and Miss Universe, I implore you, don't go down that road.<BR/><BR/>And when you find this out on your own because you gaffed off my advice, I will have nosympathy for you.White Dadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04000657284869736377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1147389128246724192006-05-11T19:12:00.000-04:002006-05-11T19:12:00.000-04:00Stop standing on the sidelines TAN and get in the ...Stop standing on the sidelines TAN and get in the game. She's running interference. That remark about her date for the night could have been met with "damn, that's too bad, because I was about to get your number."<BR/><BR/>I am also a fan of the direct route. Let her know she's cute. She'll be flattered. If she has a man, she'll say so, and you can move on to greener pastures. I mean, this other barmaid is already on the scene, and you're still standing on square one. Pop your collar, rock the charisma.<BR/><BR/>Don't let her tie you up TAN, until she's seen you naked.roxyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12094787738893550172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1147378130381964482006-05-11T16:08:00.000-04:002006-05-11T16:08:00.000-04:00I think you're playing it fine TAN. and it could ...I think you're playing it fine TAN. and it could go either way. obviously who knows what will happen when you deal with anyone. that's the whole point. and i think she should see the blog. this current story about her is a tiny percentage of the content, and since you've been doing this, she might as well see. it'sl ike the vagina test. if she can't take it, then at least you know. <BR/><BR/>waiting to see the next installmentAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1147375341325124192006-05-11T15:22:00.000-04:002006-05-11T15:22:00.000-04:00also, as a chick, I would advise that you just ask...also, as a chick, I would advise that you just ask her out. Bold men get the date.Wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14951061987002457709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1147375245678111162006-05-11T15:20:00.000-04:002006-05-11T15:20:00.000-04:00I love this story, and I hope everything ends well...I love this story, and I hope everything ends well, but, the BM thing...too, uhhhh, bodily function.Wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14951061987002457709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1147371118277995092006-05-11T14:11:00.000-04:002006-05-11T14:11:00.000-04:00Will she read it? Won't she? I can hardly wait! Th...Will she read it? Won't she? I can hardly wait! This is better than reality television (not much of a compliment, I know).Amayahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08713956004117499618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1147370534594301672006-05-11T14:02:00.000-04:002006-05-11T14:02:00.000-04:00I don't like where this is going, and honestly, wh...I don't like where this is going, and honestly, when someone starts telling me about their blog, my third eye rolls up into my head. You don't think he was being cleverer than you gave him credit for?<BR/> You'll probably fuck her, but how can it turn into anything more? The amount of time you've put into just writing about this is creepy. When she finds it she might be flattered long enough to sleep with you, but that morning light... Of course, if smashing is all you want, it could work.<BR/> Additionally: you're the only one with melanin in there? Automatic 10 points. And as another brown who hangs mostly with melanin-challenged, I admire your recognition of this card. UNO! Wild Card-Draw Four!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1147323348568061062006-05-11T00:55:00.000-04:002006-05-11T00:55:00.000-04:00I think it could still go either way. Can't say yo...I think it could still go either way. Can't say you're in there. Can't say you should pack it up.<BR/><BR/>And of course either way it won't be the end of the world. But what if you get married. That would be awesome!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1147322515498717612006-05-11T00:41:00.000-04:002006-05-11T00:41:00.000-04:00Hate to break it to you but most women don't like ...Hate to break it to you but most women don't like to prolong things anymore than most men. sounds like it's gone as far as it's gonna get. you know how many other dudes have done and are doing what you're doing? they're called "Regulars." and at least she's seen this other guy outside of her workplace. <BR/><BR/>don't know about the site mentioning either...aren't there some other things online you may not want her to see?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1147310982291689882006-05-10T21:29:00.000-04:002006-05-10T21:29:00.000-04:00the saga continues. good storytelling TAN. though...the saga continues. good storytelling TAN. though i still don't have a good feel for if she likes you or not. Maybe day 4 will reveal the answer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1147307794274902292006-05-10T20:36:00.000-04:002006-05-10T20:36:00.000-04:00I love the Mission Impossible spin in the middle T...I love the Mission Impossible spin in the middle TAN. I saw the movie too. hilarious. those meetings got a little formulaic <BR/><BR/>looking forward to day 4 ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com