tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post115021102325182558..comments2023-11-05T07:37:47.920-05:00Comments on The Assimilated Negro: More TAN-Toons!!!T.A.N.http://www.blogger.com/profile/03386902584581113328noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-37207385701991828832008-04-09T09:20:00.000-04:002008-04-09T09:20:00.000-04:00These are all nice picture he guy is very very dan...These are all nice picture he guy is very very danger .Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1150736234412535302006-06-19T12:57:00.000-04:002006-06-19T12:57:00.000-04:00mmmm...nice!mmmm...nice!nataShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01491556298532717846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1150731017280155722006-06-19T11:30:00.000-04:002006-06-19T11:30:00.000-04:00"they were just doo-doo..."HA! very funny Jumper. ..."they were just doo-doo..."<BR/><BR/>HA! very funny Jumper. Thanks for the little ode (i think). <BR/><BR/>I'm a fan of over-the-top fandom. At least the online variety. When you sing it outside my window, then we might have to talk ...T.A.N.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03386902584581113328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1150568699965422552006-06-17T14:24:00.000-04:002006-06-17T14:24:00.000-04:00I love the cartoons, and Brandon is clearly a firs...I love the cartoons, and Brandon is clearly a first-class illustrator. His site is a lot of fun to see, if you haven't visited it.<BR/><BR/>My only fear is that this and (the other) TAN-fandom might get out of hand and that we might create an entourage-shielded, paparazzi-dodging celebrity monster in the process.<BR/><BR/>On the other, hand, over-the-top fandom definitely has its advantages (for the fans if not for the performer). So I think I'll try my hand at it. <BR/><BR/>If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, I always say.<BR/><BR/>So without further ado (and at the risk of furthering the creation of a celebrity monster or at least giving him the creeps), I give you:<BR/><BR/>The TAN-fan Magnum Opus<BR/>(to the tune of Carly Simon's "You're So Vain")<BR/><BR/>You walked into the <A HREF="http://www.blogebrity.com/thelist/" REL="nofollow">B-List</A> like you were walking onto a yacht<BR/>Your <A HREF="http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com/2006/02/who-is-that-masked-tan.html" REL="nofollow">Almay mask</A> strategically placed over your eyes<BR/>Your feet shod in <A HREF="http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com/2005/09/trends-i-started.html" REL="nofollow">flip-flops</A><BR/>You had one eye on the <A HREF="http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com/2005/10/gawk-at-this-gawker-audio.html" REL="nofollow">Gawker</A> as you tossed your first bon mot<BR/>And other blogs <A HREF="http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com/2005/12/letter-to-guy-on-train-who-was-looking.html" REL="nofollow">licked their lips</A> but knew <A HREF="http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com/2005/09/tan-blog-is-greatest-other-blogs-are.html" REL="nofollow">they were just doo-doo</A><BR/>They were just doo-doo, and...<BR/><BR/>You're so vain, you probably think <A HREF="http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">this blog</A> is about you<BR/>You're so vain, I bet you think this blog is about you<BR/>Don't you? Don't you?<BR/><BR/>You <A HREF="http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com/2005/09/benefits-of-converting-from-negro-to.html" REL="nofollow">assimilated</A> several years ago before bloggers started to weave<BR/>Almost <A HREF="http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com/2005/09/time-i-almost-got-shot-in-head.html" REL="nofollow">shot in the head</A> while trimming your coif<BR/>And <A HREF="http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com/2005/11/time-i-got-arrested-for-holding-dvd.html" REL="nofollow">arrested</A> for buying CDs.<BR/><BR/>But you perservered and you're a <A HREF="http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com/2006/05/tan-goes-glossy.html" REL="nofollow">player</A> now. Soon you'll be on the TV.<BR/>I had some dreams they were <A HREF="http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com/2006/04/devils-advocate-global-warming.html" REL="nofollow">holes in the ozone</A>, holes in the ozone and...<BR/><BR/>You're so vain, you probably think this blog is about you<BR/>You're so vain, I bet you think this blog is about you<BR/>Don't you? Don't you?<BR/><BR/>Well, I hear you went to the <A HREF="http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com/2006/02/tan-does-wysiwyg-worst-sex-ever.html" REL="nofollow">Worst. Sex. Ever.</A><BR/>And your <A HREF="http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com/2006/02/wysiwyg-sex-on-shrooms-pt-1.html" REL="nofollow">'shrooms</A> naturally won<BR/>Then you <A HREF="http://www.gawker.com/news/race/gawkers-special-correspondent-for-brownpeople-issues-nyo-on-lilywhite-magland-148076.php" REL="nofollow">climbed up the side of Conde Nast</A><BR/>With a manuscript taped to your bum<BR/>Well, you're where you should be all of the time<BR/>And when you're not, you're with<BR/>Some <A HREF="http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com/2006/05/tan-bartending-muse-introday-1.html" REL="nofollow">bartending muse</A> or a <A HREF="http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com/2006/05/agent-dating-game.html" REL="nofollow">literary agent</A><BR/>literary agent, and...<BR/><BR/>You're so vain, you probably think this blog is about you...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1150478961178948602006-06-16T13:29:00.000-04:002006-06-16T13:29:00.000-04:00a lot of anons on this. what gives? people scare...a lot of anons on this. what gives? people scared to stand behind their votes?<BR/><BR/>but yeah the toons are great.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1150398021665389152006-06-15T15:00:00.000-04:002006-06-15T15:00:00.000-04:00These are brilliant! Would love to see a TANtoon ...These are brilliant! Would love to see a TANtoon with the borderline racist girl running her fingers through your wooliness.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1150376068072978372006-06-15T08:54:00.000-04:002006-06-15T08:54:00.000-04:00you crack me up. found you in reference from bits ...you crack me up. found you in reference from bits and pieces. me? I am just a poor white gal from idaho. getting some learning from this here cyber hiway. keep writing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1150324641676236022006-06-14T18:37:00.000-04:002006-06-14T18:37:00.000-04:00TAN the supernanny!!!and designer distressed jim c...TAN the supernanny!!!<BR/><BR/>and designer distressed jim crow jeansAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1150316435852983162006-06-14T16:20:00.000-04:002006-06-14T16:20:00.000-04:00new to your blog, but having fun exploring here, ...new to your blog, but having fun exploring here, cartoons are greatAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1150311075171002422006-06-14T14:51:00.000-04:002006-06-14T14:51:00.000-04:00I find that first cartoon extremely racially offen...I find that first cartoon extremely racially offensive. Your site should be shut down as you are obviously nothing more than an ignorant hate-monger. Shame on you, TAN..<BR/><BR/>That being said, can I commission Brandon to draw a cartoon of me beating up some Cubans?White Dadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04000657284869736377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1150269158975062222006-06-14T03:12:00.000-04:002006-06-14T03:12:00.000-04:00I think the white guy's ass has more hair, too . ....I think the white guy's ass has more hair, too . . . and could TAN contemplating Combo-sharing be far behind?Samantha Pintohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16271475862787780609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1150244319259337102006-06-13T20:18:00.000-04:002006-06-13T20:18:00.000-04:00r.e. Your Gawker query:nice try, but there's Mr. I...r.e. Your Gawker query:<BR/>nice try, but there's Mr. Isaac Hayes of the notorious South Park episode. Yeah he's old and irrelevant mostly, but so are all of H-wood Scientologists these days.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1150241871773560432006-06-13T19:37:00.000-04:002006-06-13T19:37:00.000-04:00HA HA HA HA!!these are great TAN, keep 'em coming....HA HA HA HA!!<BR/><BR/>these are great TAN, keep 'em coming.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1150241607646603472006-06-13T19:33:00.000-04:002006-06-13T19:33:00.000-04:00this looks like a good combination.this looks like a good combination.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1150234887385610802006-06-13T17:41:00.000-04:002006-06-13T17:41:00.000-04:00Man, I'm like all monster jealous and shit. One of...Man, I'm like all monster jealous and shit. One of my lifetime goals is to be a cartoon character.<BR/><BR/>HHHowlin' Hobbithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08995816053059542405noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1150221071132203772006-06-13T13:51:00.000-04:002006-06-13T13:51:00.000-04:00for some reason I look at the "dear penis" drawing...for some reason I look at the "dear penis" drawing and keep thinking your behind could have the same beard design as your face, that's funny to me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1150220623715626852006-06-13T13:43:00.000-04:002006-06-13T13:43:00.000-04:00love 'em TAN. you butt-naked is hilarious.love 'em TAN. you butt-naked is hilarious.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1150220132083261942006-06-13T13:35:00.000-04:002006-06-13T13:35:00.000-04:00TAN these are awesome!!!! you HAVE to do these re...TAN these are awesome!!!! you HAVE to do these regularlyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com