tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post116474486783154064..comments2023-11-05T07:37:47.920-05:00Comments on The Assimilated Negro: What Do I Look Like? I Don't Know, A Surprising Number Of People Say I Look A Little Like Julia Roberts In Mystic PizzaT.A.N.http://www.blogger.com/profile/03386902584581113328noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1165807283786244552006-12-10T22:21:00.000-05:002006-12-10T22:21:00.000-05:00geneva - three husbands? are we going to have to s...geneva - three husbands? are we going to have to schedule an intervention?T.A.N.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03386902584581113328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164892472614772412006-11-30T08:14:00.000-05:002006-11-30T08:14:00.000-05:00And here I was thinking that you only look like my...And here I was thinking that you only look like my third husband...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164881327052240012006-11-30T05:08:00.000-05:002006-11-30T05:08:00.000-05:00ella - At Choate I helped them meet their quota fo...ella - At Choate I helped them meet their quota for negroes and uglies.T.A.N.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03386902584581113328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164881207632990572006-11-30T05:06:00.000-05:002006-11-30T05:06:00.000-05:00eau - I play basketball like him also. Also, I lik...eau - I play basketball like him also. Also, I like your name.T.A.N.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03386902584581113328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164871925269593392006-11-30T02:32:00.000-05:002006-11-30T02:32:00.000-05:00You resemble Tim Duncan in your main pic.He even h...You resemble Tim Duncan in your main pic.<BR/><BR/>He even has a white wife and is often complimented on the fact that he's "well-spoken" and "humble." That's white sportswriter speak for "he's not like the other negroes."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164829804775371632006-11-29T14:50:00.000-05:002006-11-29T14:50:00.000-05:00oh and you, since you went to choate.oh and you, since you went to choate.ellagoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08252762674022354726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164829764791966592006-11-29T14:49:00.000-05:002006-11-29T14:49:00.000-05:00yup, TAN - just tae and will smith (and if your pa...yup, TAN - just tae and will smith (and if your parents are WAY cool, like mine - Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle make it on there).ellagoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08252762674022354726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164818421334906692006-11-29T11:40:00.000-05:002006-11-29T11:40:00.000-05:00jihan - the groupies arrived long time ago, but no...jihan - the groupies arrived long time ago, but none of them seemed to feel this was the right place. So they left.<BR/><BR/>bre - Tae Diggs? Yes. he's an actor. I think he's on the "Well if my daughter's gotta boink a negro I hope it's him" short list for the Parents Concerned About Interracial-Mating CommitteeT.A.N.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03386902584581113328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164800439279579822006-11-29T06:40:00.000-05:002006-11-29T06:40:00.000-05:00Tae Diggs?Tae Diggs?B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03601443731256905890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164769777861819372006-11-28T22:09:00.000-05:002006-11-28T22:09:00.000-05:00Evidence that I've spent far too much time in the ...Evidence that I've spent far too much time in the UK and even more time watching TV: I know who Shayne Ward is. He won an American Idol-type show called The X Factor (complete with Simon Cowell as judge. Sharon Osbourne is the Paula Abdul figure this show). He's a bit of a heart throb for the tween set. So you're a hot Irish pop singer, TAN. I always suspected you lived a double life. The groupies should arrive any minute now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164757216643628402006-11-28T18:40:00.000-05:002006-11-28T18:40:00.000-05:00velvet - good call on the drool/sweat parallel. th...velvet - good call on the drool/sweat parallel. that's gotta be it. <BR/><BR/>anon - we seem to be getting some black celeb reports, oddly enough from caucasian peeps ... so who knows? Maybe you'll get asian.<BR/><BR/>Leila - If Edith's name was tiffany you'd probably like her more. And I don't know how you get black celebs, but not me. Maybe they're taking the whole "assimilated" thing into account? That would actually be cool. <BR/><BR/>Ella- don't be shy, someone's gotta be funny around here, and it damn sure ain't me. <BR/><BR/>(also, I love my new self-effacing comment personality)T.A.N.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03386902584581113328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164755313411857952006-11-28T18:08:00.000-05:002006-11-28T18:08:00.000-05:00there's a really fucked up michael jackson and aay...there's a really fucked up michael jackson and aayliah joke there but i'm not grabbing that one.ellagoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08252762674022354726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164754969432851102006-11-28T18:02:00.000-05:002006-11-28T18:02:00.000-05:00Yeah, I don't want to hear your whining. Apparent...Yeah, I don't want to hear your whining. Apparently, I look like (admittedly, among more flattering people like Kiera Knightly and Salma Hayek) Marc Anthony and Edith Piaf. And I must beg to differ about the lack of black celebrities, because apparently I am a dead ringer for both Michael Jackson and Aayliah.Leilahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12385898835041187078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164753756006902082006-11-28T17:42:00.000-05:002006-11-28T17:42:00.000-05:00I know what you mean TAN, my co-worker showed me t...I know what you mean TAN, my co-worker showed me this (she looks like Katie Holmes), and i was like, hmm. I'd be useless for me to scan in my pic. I'm so used to being left out of stuff like this, I forgot about black celebrities my own self. If they were included, the site might wind up giving race neutral results, but that might be too surprising for folks to relate to.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164753710375607252006-11-28T17:41:00.000-05:002006-11-28T17:41:00.000-05:00christy- it's got to be because of the drool facto...christy- it's got to be because of the drool factor...clearly the computer mistook drool for massive amounts of sweat. knicks had to layoff 2 sweat moppers once Ewing left.<BR/><BR/>TAN- better Depp than Ewing for sure.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164753558094583492006-11-28T17:39:00.000-05:002006-11-28T17:39:00.000-05:00anon 4:39 - Besides TAN's doppelganger I have no i...anon 4:39 - Besides TAN's doppelganger I have no idea, perhaps at some point I'll muster the energy to type Shayne Ward wiki in google and find out. But not just yet, I'm expecting disappointment.<BR/><BR/>anon 4:50 - don't blame thep ress room or news cycle, blame me. But I'll check out the WWE thing, thanks.<BR/><BR/>ella - yeah, i guess it's some sort of ironic celeb look-alike generator. <BR/><BR/>christy - I'm sorry to hear that about your daughter. Are you filing any sort of lawsuit or anything? Good luck.T.A.N.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03386902584581113328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164752917988206442006-11-28T17:28:00.000-05:002006-11-28T17:28:00.000-05:00I refute your claim that there are no black celebr...I refute your claim that there are no black celebrities. I uploaded a picture of my then-one-year old daughter (who is white) and it told me she looks like Patrick Ewing.kilgorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15078329575559804380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164751522708226232006-11-28T17:05:00.000-05:002006-11-28T17:05:00.000-05:00hahah. not only do they not even offer a black sug...hahah. not only do they not even offer a black suggestion, but then they go and say you look like a celebrated slave holder and the leader of the fucking Confederate Army.<BR/><BR/>Wow.ellagoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08252762674022354726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164750633014604662006-11-28T16:50:00.000-05:002006-11-28T16:50:00.000-05:00I see how this issue could be of interest to you, ...I see how this issue could be of interest to you, but was it really that slow in the rpess room to warrant your post? Why not check out the "Cryme Tyme" video on the WWE website. I found it pretty offensive. What do you think TAN?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164749979534208962006-11-28T16:39:00.000-05:002006-11-28T16:39:00.000-05:00who the F is Shayne Ward?who the F is Shayne Ward?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164749892051700882006-11-28T16:38:00.000-05:002006-11-28T16:38:00.000-05:00mist - smells like a pirate, acts like a pirate, b...mist - smells like a pirate, acts like a pirate, but that doesn't make it Johnny Depp. At least that's what the girls tell me in person. <BR/><BR/>But obviously you should do it. Tori is underrated.<BR/><BR/>choatey - everyday I wrestle with my need for approval, everyday he wins. In the meantime I've ordered every book on How To Improve Your Writing. I might be a lost cause though.<BR/><BR/>j - I couldn't have said it better myself. Though I'd never seen Cate with the short-hair look.T.A.N.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03386902584581113328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164748775801888602006-11-28T16:19:00.000-05:002006-11-28T16:19:00.000-05:00HAHA. I love cate blanchett personally, and I don...HAHA. I love cate blanchett personally, and I don't think you could get me drunk enough to have sex w/ you (no homo) and think it was her.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164748666955737122006-11-28T16:17:00.000-05:002006-11-28T16:17:00.000-05:00That's funny that not one black celeb appeared. Bu...That's funny that not one black celeb appeared. <BR/><BR/>But hopefully you've satisfied your need to validate your looks, you are in fact *somewhat* attractive. now if you can only work on your writing ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-1164748249957598082006-11-28T16:10:00.000-05:002006-11-28T16:10:00.000-05:00Johnny Depp...You cannot b*tch when one of your ce...Johnny Depp...<BR/><BR/>You cannot b*tch when one of your celebrity look alikes is Johnny Depp.<BR/><BR/>I hate to check you like this on your blog and everything, but seriously...it's Johnny Depp.<BR/><BR/>I'm afraid to do this. I don't want to look like Tori Spelling. She's just always scared me.mist1https://www.blogger.com/profile/15225983360910803121noreply@blogger.com