tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post116892984839213809..comments2023-11-05T07:37:47.920-05:00Comments on The Assimilated Negro: Pringles or Condoms?T.A.N.http://www.blogger.com/profile/03386902584581113328noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-18669148754469632142010-04-18T10:53:17.335-04:002010-04-18T10:53:17.335-04:00The last comment is terrible advice!! Please, DO N...The last comment is terrible advice!! Please, DO NOT use a Doritos bag as a condom! <br /><br />Doritos bags have that serrated edge on the tip, and it's totally the wrong size (wrong proportions). Twix, Butterfinger or Snickers are all much better choices (depending on your size), they're the poor man's condom. If you're really big, you could also maybe use the Pringels can, but you'll lose some sensitivity. <br /><br />If you're on the really small side, you could also opt for the fun size, of course, then you need to buy the Halloween sized mega pack which costs a bit more. On the other hand, they do have like 30+ bars in there, so its a great value. (Wish I could take advantage, too big though :(. ANd the cost of reduction surgery would wipe out the potential savings)brucehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15638927300635104492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-78408503630848345832007-06-11T15:38:00.000-04:002007-06-11T15:38:00.000-04:00I have the perfect solution for you. Buy a bag of ...I have the perfect solution for you. Buy a bag of Doritos, eat the chips, then fasten the bag to your dick with an elastic band and use it as a condom. Problem solved. You get the best of both worlds. You're welcome.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-12003549695819670202007-03-29T13:17:00.000-04:002007-03-29T13:17:00.000-04:00I was once married to a woman named Lisa Pringle. ...I was once married to a woman named Lisa Pringle. The sex was awesome. She dumped me. I think about her whenever I eat Pringles potato chips. teammaheu@sbcglobal.netAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-37797135227723377862007-03-01T11:49:00.000-05:002007-03-01T11:49:00.000-05:00Provided you choose the right flavor, sex might be...Provided you choose the right flavor, sex might be out of the question anyway. Problem solved!<BR/><BR/>I question the presence of life in a body that will do a man who's eaten half a stack of Pizza Flavor-- or Sour Cream and Onion for that matter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-67212175070193996852007-03-01T07:30:00.000-05:002007-03-01T07:30:00.000-05:00My views on sex<A HREF="http://follyofjsb2.blogspot.com/2007/01/sex.html" REL="nofollow">My views on sex</A>JOSHUA S BLACKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14231382872743752400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-29610690625776941242007-02-28T17:02:00.000-05:002007-02-28T17:02:00.000-05:00I buy the Pringles if I was you, because you know ...I buy the Pringles if I was you, because you know it wont try to make you say "Who's your daddy?" while you eat it. You say that!RChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09608476556727128795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-45553387115600818612007-02-28T16:13:00.000-05:002007-02-28T16:13:00.000-05:00You sure take a long time to say nothing.You sure take a long time to say nothing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16210951.post-86472826978259225972007-02-28T15:36:00.000-05:002007-02-28T15:36:00.000-05:00In regards to the Pringles, they're made from a po...In regards to the Pringles, they're made from a potato "dough" versus normal chips, which gives it it's consistency.<BR/><BR/>How does that figure into the debate?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com