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Saturday, March 21, 2020

TAN Video Archive

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A Bronx Tale: In Search of Sonia Sotomayor from weekendvids on Vimeo . Talking with The Roots (pt.1) from weekendvids on Vimeo...
Thursday, November 07, 2019

It's Alive?!??!

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Mostly Letters & Words: Grantland (RIP): Otis , Roger Ebert , Notes on Prep School Rap Videos Gawker (RIP): My first , my last , a ...
Saturday, September 29, 2012

The Case of Will Leitch & The Burning Q-Tip

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The Case of Will Leitch and the Burning Q-Tip PART 1. Mr. and Mrs. Negro had one child. They called him TAN, and so did everybody else. ...
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Thursday, February 23, 2012

Songs of Evil: Notes on Whitney Houston's "Saving All My Love For You"

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A few weeks ago they released the 25th anniversary edition of Whitney Houston's debut album, Whitney Houston . Whitney is sort of fas...
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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

My White Castle Romance

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I wrote an essay about my " White Castle Valentine " and read some of it for my appearance at Gelf Magazine's Non-Motivationa...
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Monday, February 13, 2012

The Time I Got Arrested For Holding A DVD (Part 1)

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So it was a fine summer day when I was coming out of my apartment building. I was heading to Blockbuster to return a DVD. After walking a f...
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Sunday, February 12, 2012

Stevie Wonder Concert Report: Part 1

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A few weeks ago Stevie Wonder performed at Madison Square Garden in New York City, and The Assimilated Negro was lucky enough to have a tick...
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Saturday, February 11, 2012

Kinsleydamus on Michael

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Before I trot out a bunch of MJ posts, I wanted to point at what I found to be the most striking article I've read in the past week. Th...
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Friday, February 10, 2012

Michael Jackson RIP: "ABC"

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The End of Pop, looking at the story and legacy of Michael Jackson one song and video clip at a time. 1.2: The Wicked Witch of Motown Th...
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Thursday, February 09, 2012

WYSIWYG: Sex On Shrooms (Pt. 1)

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Last night I read at WYSIWYG: Worst. Sex. Ever. It was my first time reading for a crowd. I've performed, but never read for people th...
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Wednesday, February 08, 2012

The Giving Tree Incident

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I’m not a big person for the question “what is your best [blank]?” I don’t believe in the "best” anything. I believe in the Perspectiv...
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Tuesday, February 07, 2012

Dave Chappelle Is Dead. Long Live Chappelle.

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So if you didn't see this, the final three episodes of Chappelle's Show, which are apparently far from "Lost", are availab...
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Monday, February 06, 2012

Give Me Your Derelicts, Your Racists, Your Semen-Connoisseurs Yearning To Read Free

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Everyone likes to check out the google searches that lead to their site. For a long time I didn't really pay much attention to mine, bu...
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Sunday, February 05, 2012

'Twas the Month After Negropedia

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'twas the month after negropedia , and all through the sphere  a few people were talking, but not fully three cheers  the new...
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Saturday, February 04, 2012

WORDEMUP

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Born October 4th (a Libra!), weighing in at, uh, a few ounces, (even less if you cop the digi-baby ). A bundle of joy, you have your momm...
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