Here's an amusing clip of Dr. Phil fighting the war for strong black negro-on-negro love...
"Lexi" appears to be setting herself up for drama. "Will only date guys who look like models?" Come again? Her body seems ok, but I don't think she's talked to her hair about that decision. They don't appear to share the same goals in life.
(Also ... Dr Phil's a little overearnest at the end with the matching hands and "ironically" pointing out how they have nothing -- NOTHING! -- in common.)
But honestly, the guy looks fairly well assimilated so Lexi shouldn't have a huge problem. If really attempting to diagnose and provide a solution, Dr. TAN would just recommend dude lose the cornrows. While more prevalent in the mainstream, cornrows are still a little too hardcore for many white people and would-be-white black people. It might be a shade short of showing up with gold fronts on your teef. Or a du-rag and some sort of prison-chic attire. Or bringing a burned Funkmaster Flex mixtape to the party instead of a bottle of wine.
Aww. Poor cornrows.
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I have to say... that was MESSED up comparing their hands and joking about having nothing in common. I would NEVER say that I have something in common with another white man, why would I assume that two black people have something intrinsically in common because of their skin tone?
ReplyDeleteSorry, that just caught my attention.
concerning her hair:
ReplyDeleteshe could be a stand in for the Cowardly Lion in an all-black Broadway revival of "The Wizard of Oz."
"Or bringing a burned Funkmaster Flex mixtape to the party instead of a bottle of wine."
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, you are awesome.
And that hand thing was extremely creepy.
The hand thing was creepy I guess because he's Dr. Phil and he's white but as a black person I'm saying their blackness is at least ONE TRAIT they have in common, regardless of how hard she's trying to ignore that factor.
ReplyDeleteThat girl is shameful, just shameful. I watched the full segment on her (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfSW2aHFjkc) and she is... UGH. Let me be clear, I have ZERO problems with interracial relationships... I do have a problem with anyone who speaks so negatively on their own race and is seriously disturbed by dating someone of their own race. To me, it just speaks volumes about their own self-hatred. That being said, there's nothing wrong with being a white boy connoisseur (I used to be one) but that doesn't mean you should down all black men just because you don't happen to know any/have met one that you click with.
If he has to lose the cornrows, she definitely has to get rid of the yellow singles...
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