TAN Droppings

Creative people usually have a note pad for jotting down ideas that hit them.

In addition to my notepad, I usually keep a doc on the desktop for putting quick ideas and other notable items down when using the computer. Since I'm a little backed up, I'm going to be lazy and just paste an assortment of items from a doc I just looked at for ideas. Some of them are a bit nonsensical without context.

• I just happened to flip on dr. 90210, and the scene was a husband and wife goin into have the wife examined. And the husband basically has to watch the dr. molest his wife. Fondle her breasts like he never could. Give her that satisfaction she so desires. Need husband's inner monologue. -- Oh, another employee just came in for a demonstration, he gets to molest the wife as well.
• We Are The World generated 7.5 million dollars. The average house in NYC now costs one million.
• Flyswatters are an incredibly underrated invention …
• The most important part of a job to is the money to creativity ratio - $/C.
• Why are they called boyshorts?? Do boys wear them? (I hope not)
• Fine schooling is like fine dining.
• Bulldogs don’t run, they jiggle and propel themselves.
• Friend of friend dynamics...
  
• Is Brad Pitt god? Seriously ...?!!? (stevie wonder vs. brad pitt)
• Online advertising is getting out of hand. So many of these sites cover every square pixel with ads. You have to work find that little patch of space that won’t bring up twenty popup ads. You need a steady mouse-hand these days. Can't be nervous. Imagine everything on this page is a click-through to an ad, and the period at the end of this sentence is what you have to click on to advance to the next page of content.
• Law-yer …
  
• Models are people who can’t look ugly. good point of distinction. A lot of attractive people can look bad if you catch them at the wrong time. Not models. No matter how hard you try, they can't look ugly. That is what makes them models. -- the correlary to this is that it seems like it's the job for a lot of fashion designers, especially when they're getting "artistic", to try and make models seem ugly. But because of models they fail, and thus ... fashion.
  
• The world’s most disgusting man …?
• Ebony Magazine was once known as Negro Digest (yes!)
• Is there anything purer than the sight of dogs at play …
• Whisper ads, perfume. Who in the world had the epiphany that perfume should be marketed through whispering? No other product relies so heavily on the whisper. Whenever people start whispering I think they're trying to sell me some modern day troubadour's fragrance.
• You can use any line for going out and getting fcuked up. Sloshed. Bananas. Aardvarked. Hmmm maybe not ...

Don't steal my bulldog revelation, or the "law-yer" thing. I know you're eyeing it.