Yeah, that's right. Boo-hoo, Mr. I came-with-the-wonder-years-schtick-a-decade-or-two-late. Go start a blog and stand in line with the rest of us, kid.
But wait! Apparently Megan Jolohanbiel has feelings. On camera!
Hmm. Maybe the kid's gonna get to licky-boom-boom-down after all. I hear she's waiting for him while hiding on the back of this great big fantastically-fluffy polar bear:
(Seriously, what is that? A duvet? A cloud?) So, anyfox, media and companies have spied the potential hollywood narrative, and the chase is on. People are offering rewards to locate the would-be cupid, who is probably stewing and plotting his revenge as we speak/ogle.
Sounds like we might have a sequel to "My date with Drew" coming...
I believe you'll find the boy in 1982, where his hairstyle is all the rage.
ReplyDeleteShe looks VERY Jessica Rabbit like in that top picture. Where did those boobs come from?
ReplyDeleteShe's hot but I really wish you hadn't ruined it by showing the video of her talking. She sounds like a total idiot. You're too good for her, TAN!
ReplyDeleteThey found him.
ReplyDeleteMan, that was fast. And the kid's facebook page looks ridiculous.
well it's look like she is dating with a black guy
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another white beauty goes black
Megan Fox is one of the most attractive women in America. Black men desiring to be with her is realistic to me, but I don't see it happening. Maybe in another fantasy world. Her parents would disown her and so would hollywood. But if Brad Pitt dated Sanaa Lathan, it would be a different story. Wow! That's fair.
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