These two are awesome. Let us count the ways ...
1."You just have to stand there like you're really mad. Like you just found out i spent $80K of our money on prostitutes." awesome.
2. 1:05, Her Silda Spitzer impression is awesome.
3. I suspect this guy will never ever cheat. awesome.
4. cracking up at your own canned punchlines with no audience? yup, awesome.
5. 2:38, "Can I go now? I think we should all go. That's The Ointment for another day..." Awesome.