Friday, July 03, 2009

White People Film Boobs Like This, Black People Film Boobs Like That

I might need to unpack this at some point, with y'know, like words. But for now I'm just going to watch these two videos until Christmas.

For Caucasian peeps:



For my nizzas:



I feel like the heteronormative guys of all race, color and creeds are going to be able to hold hands in appreciation of these two model examples of modern art. But I think the thing we need to wrap our immerse our heads in is the fact that on a Matrix binary code level, THIS IS THE SAME VIDEO.

22 comments:

  1. here's the crossover..

    http://www.freshjive.com/propagandist/19/ilbt-video

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  2. Anonymous7/03/2009

    Wow, that's a lot of boob. I need a shower.

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  3. Holy Cleavage Batman..

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  4. They were both made to appeal to our baser instincts. I am trying my best to be absolutely disgusted by the blatant exploitation of the female form demonstrated by these two videos, but I keep getting distracted. Now I'm sweating. Damn. I guess I'll just go with it.

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  5. Anonymous7/03/2009

    I remember this bitch. She is a wanna be actress who is a fake new yorker. She is actually Canadian.

    Do yourself a favour. Please put all of them on mute. Her voice is fucking annoying!

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  6. That is the greatest headline in the history of journalism. Huzzah!

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  7. Based on this, I really wish I was black.

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  8. Never seen this blog before, but this post is genius.

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  9. So is the girl in the first video acting, on drugs, or just ditzy as fuck?

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  10. Anonymous7/04/2009

    Alyssa has a myspace page. She appears to be a Canadian model-poet, which explains a lot. Maybe everything.

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  11. Both videos are oddly compelling. I kept thinking I was about to stop watching, but couldn't turn away.

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  12. Anonymous7/04/2009

    Uhm, some nice meat on the Drake video but both of them are so annoying. Good catch that they're basically "the same" -- I mean, that there is a very poorly executed attempt to make the videos "about something" else but they're basically about titties...

    I liked Drake -- smooth singing voice, nice rap skills -- good with the unexpected, unexpectedly -- until I saw this video. What is this video about? What is he saying? How would you parse this? T.A.N. I need to know... How can you be a paternal figure to a team of beautiful women and tell them they're "The Best" and not give them any real skills? It turns out they are only "The best" in having hot bodies and then, only one of the best, within a legion of other women. Is it funny, from a male perspective? I mean, I get that they're hot, but how is this anything but f*ed up? What is the point? What is the message? Do tell.

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  13. Anonymous7/05/2009

    Kanye came up with the concept and directed. If you hear the song without the video you could get different ideas for what it's about.

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  14. Anonymous7/05/2009

    http://illroots.com/2009/07/05/the-girls-of-best-i-ever-had/#more-15299

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  15. BOOBS! Well I tried...thought the interjection would help but I guess I lack baser instincts. In fact I tend to get embarrassed by such behavior on a screen.

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  16. Anonymous7/06/2009

    here's her myspace
    http://www.myspace.com/alyssapallett

    she's definitely...weird
    google is amazing btw. I typed alyssa new york canada boobs, third result. haha

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  17. Anonymous7/08/2009

    TAN, you continue to be an unabashed mess when it comes to dealing with sexism. I guess you can do that bc you're a dude and patriarchy's on your side. I wish you were as fierce on gender ish as you are (usually) on race. Alas, I shall put my eggs in another basket.

    Peace,
    Disappointed Dame

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  18. That couple in the first video are extremely irritating but then I was staring at her boobs and before I knew it, I'd watched the entire video.

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  19. www.BoobSigns.com:
    This is a neat site where you can take a photo of a hot babe (topless) holding a sign in her hand (blank) that you can customize the text in. Make it look like hot chicks are send you personalized fan signs!

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  20. Anonymous11/30/2010

    Wow. I think I'm going to show my kids this video of this blond dip-shit. This is a great example of how some parents over indulge their kids so much that they have no concept of reality and this could be a (not the only one) reason why this blond dip is on drugs. Her dilated eyes are a dead give away oh yeah her stupid behavior too.

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  21. Anonymous3/10/2011

    The first displays joy and creativity, reflecting the world they know. Both are things the other lacks.

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  22. Anonymous10/06/2011

    video number1: infantile
    video number 2: cliche

    breasts: neither

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