Thursday, May 25, 2006

Cracka CrackDown! - Enron Edition

HOLLA!

Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling were found guilty of five million counts of fraud today. "The Man" suffers a huge blow to the kidney, and virtue shines down upon us. Sentencing is appropriately enough scheduled for 9/11 also known as The Day You Don't Schedule Anything On Day.

I wonder if there's any living judge or potential jury member who'd be willing to overturn the Enron verdict in an appeal. No one wants to be in that position. You would legitimately have to be worried about assassination. And no one worries about assassination anymore.

(what's up with that, where have all the assassins gone? There's certainly plenty of people worthy of assassination...)

Anyenron, this is hotness. I feel like there should be tons of downtown parties with DJs and open bars celebrating Sticking It To The Man Day. We might have to make The Cracka Crackdown a regular feature...

pour a little liquor for guilty of five million counts.

tonight, ... we drink to justice!

17 comments:

  1. LOL@ Cracka Crackdown!

    Definitely the hotness...

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  2. Anonymous5/25/2006

    Yeah! I saw the documentary on Enron, maybe the jury did also.

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  3. Anonymous5/25/2006

    Judges overturn verdicts on appeal, not juries.

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  4. Well the jury got them this time. the judge gets them next time.

    love "cracka crackdown"

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  5. I know a good assassin if you need a referral.

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  6. Does trolling dive bars for drunk white chicks count as a contribution to crack crackdown? Cuz if so I'm on the frontline, man.

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  7. oops, i meant cracka, not crack.

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  8. Should I be offended by this? Does this mean you're going to beat me up next time I'm in town?

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  9. Happy Craka Crackdown day, make mine a vodka-n-cranberry, splash of OJ and a lime....whooo whoooo

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  10. As a Cracka who loves TAN's blog, I agree!! These Enron jokers needed to be taken down. I especially hate Skilling, and feel for all the people who worked at Enron, and lost everything.

    //tteri.blogspot.com

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  11. That is so sweet! I hope they go to "F in the A" prison and not "Club Fed".

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  12. Anonymous5/26/2006

    fuck the white shirted (21st century klan outfit) mother fuckers! slow, painful death for them in prison. they are not human. death to them all for stealing the lives of thousands.

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  13. Possibly they scheduled the scentencing on 9/11 so that the judge will be in a bad mood and more willing to get cruel and unsual on their asses.

    Also, while very rare, bad shit still does happen to judges. While I was living in Chicago a Federal judge's family was killed after she convicted Matthew Hale.

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  14. I am all about this. Those guys at ENRON give a bad name to capitalism. Greed is good when harnessed with the rule of law, but people who cook the books should be stomped on. I only hope they get the colluding investment bankers, lawyers, accountants and auditors. And not just with phat fines but actual jail time. Then we can all get back to happily making a killing on Wall Street THE RIGHT WAY!

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  15. Nice blog. Refreshing to see someone willing and able to comment - seriously and w/humor - on the roles race plays in our society.

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  16. today, the man is sucking the juice out of the jock strap of a hockey goalie who's just played a triple overtime game.

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  17. Anonymous3/18/2007

    this is another example of racism that doesnt have some huge outcry because its against white people. cracker is to whites as nigger is to blacks and is unacceptable. if it were titled knockdown of the nigger and it entailed a story of a black group getting what they deserve the NAACP and Jesse Jackson would be foaming at the mouth. but its not and im sure ill be the one in the wrong because of the use of the word nigger.

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