Monday, August 27, 2007

Ask Me No Questions, I'll Tell You No Dumb Blonde Jokes



Wow. I had to get the transcript after that. Here it is for posterity:

Recent polls have shown a fifth of americans can't locate the u.s. on a world map. Why do you think this is?

I personally believe that u.s. americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and i believe that our education like such as in south africa and the iraq, everywhere like such as, and i believe that they should our education over here in the u.s., should help the u.s., should help south africa it should help iraq and the asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for ...


My kind of answer, my kind of girl.

21 comments:

  1. Instant classic!!!!!!!!

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  2. wow.

    Did you really have to label this one as White People? That's just unfair.

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  3. The transcript is actually more unintelligible than the video itself. Congratulations, like such as.

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  4. too funny....makes me proud to be a red head

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  5. Absolutely hilarious.

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  6. USA ... USA ... USA!

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  7. South Carolina...figures...all those civil war reneactments killed some brain cells

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  8. okay seriously, this is the funniest thing i've seen all week, like such as. LOL.

    whew. where are my tax dollars going? surely not to education. her parents must be so proud.

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  9. i'm turning in my carolina card

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  10. Anonymous8/28/2007

    Right there with you, Emily.

    Oh, that stings.

    (Although it kind of balances out with this, so I don't feel so bad. TAN is nothing if not even-handed in these matters.)

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  11. Anonymous8/28/2007

    One follow-up comment:

    If the host holding the microphone has not been fortified with Valium, he deserves some sort of award for maintaining his composure.

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  12. awww...she was just nervous! Does anybody know if she won? LOL

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  13. it's ok, the judges were probably just looking at her boobs anyway...

    MsP

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  14. Miss South Carolina gets a second chance

    and at the end see makes some comment about going to Appalachian State University.

    That'll really improve the reputation of my Alma Mater

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  15. Anyone notice she was talking to AC Slater? Hah.

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  16. In my World Issues class, my teacher told us that some high schools in the US don't have geography classes.

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  17. yes, she was nervous. but had a chance to answer question again on a talk show, it was just as lame. makes ya wonder what a kollage edge-a-macation is worth these days...

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  18. u.s. americans? Not even the most toothless, ignorant and ghetto black man being interviewed about the new "Crack Spot" on the evenig news could come up with this. Brilliant!

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  19. To be fair, she probably was REALLY nervous. But she's also a little full of herself. Caught her on the Today Show and she didn't make her self any more likeable, IMO.

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  20. My god. What is she, like 12? My nieces are more eloquently spoken.

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  21. Anonymous9/26/2007

    Of course she's ignorant and inarticulate, she's white...

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