Thursday, June 05, 2008

Stuff White People Like: Ceramic Poodlebutts?

TAN: where's the poodlebutts?

TAN-FAN
: http://www.jschatz.com/poodlebutts/poodle3.html

TAN
: ahhhh hahahah

TAN-FAN
: a fucking g ... for a ceramic poodle butt. at least buff humpty is a nitelite

TAN
: i would def go to someone's house and just be sort of casually fondling it, and they'd be like "its a poodlebutt," and i'd get all startled and retract my hands all quick ...
and smell them ...
and leave

TAN-FAN
: haha

TAN
: a f'ing g ...?
crazy white people...

TAN-FAN
: gay white people?

TAN
: there are NO black people with poodle butts, even the bougies... actually, i could see some brooklyn bougies having them.

TAN-FAN
: and you secretly want one

TAN
: my thing is as an artist, how can you take it seriously? How do you make, market, sell ceramic poodlebutts? How does that filter through as legitimate product?
i def want one ...

TAN-FAN
: it is crazy. i would feel guilty if even one person bought it at 50 bucks

TAN
: like with a straight face ... you can say: ceramic poodlebutt, $1150??

TAN-FAN
: ha exactly. but then again you wouldn't consider making poodlebutts for anything other than your personal enjoyment

TAN
: I wonder if someone is all hrrumphy about it too, like artsy-fartsy snooty ...
these are the FINEST poodlebutts in all the land!

8 comments:

  1. why is the pink one only $950?

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  2. LauraT6/05/2008

    Hm, It's LT here TAN. I made the above comment. It looks like "it" or "lt" made it the way the script in here comes out.

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  3. Anonymous6/06/2008

    LT: cause pink sucks

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  4. Whaahh...?
    I'm confused.

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  5. It looks sort of like a dildo with a gentle feathered tip and a seat for comfort. I'm convinced it's a sex toy you hide in plain sight.

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  6. It looks like a sex toy. After watching hardcore gay porn, an event I try to dismiss or block out as much as possible (thanks Cognitive Behavior Therapy!), I think it's for back door play.

    And would you kindly remove that Paris Hilton and 50 Cent picture? I feel like I need a dose of antibiotics every time I see it.

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