TAN: where's the poodlebutts?TAN-FAN: http://www.jschatz.com/poodlebutts/poodle3.html
TAN: ahhhh hahahah
TAN-FAN: a fucking g ... for a ceramic poodle butt. at least buff humpty is a nitelite
TAN: i would def go to someone's house and just be sort of casually fondling it, and they'd be like "its a poodlebutt," and i'd get all startled and retract my hands all quick ...
and smell them ...
and leave
TAN-FAN: haha
TAN: a f'ing g ...?
crazy white people...
TAN-FAN: gay white people?
TAN: there are NO black people with poodle butts, even the bougies... actually, i could see some brooklyn bougies having them.
TAN-FAN: and you secretly want one
TAN: my thing is as an artist, how can you take it seriously? How do you make, market, sell ceramic poodlebutts? How does that filter through as legitimate product?
i def want one ...
TAN-FAN: it is crazy. i would feel guilty if even one person bought it at 50 bucks
TAN: like with a straight face ... you can say: ceramic poodlebutt, $1150??
TAN-FAN: ha exactly. but then again you wouldn't consider making poodlebutts for anything other than your personal enjoyment
TAN: I wonder if someone is all hrrumphy about it too, like artsy-fartsy snooty ...
these are the FINEST poodlebutts in all the land!
why is the pink one only $950?
ReplyDeleteHm, It's LT here TAN. I made the above comment. It looks like "it" or "lt" made it the way the script in here comes out.
ReplyDeleteit gets worse...
ReplyDeleteLT: cause pink sucks
ReplyDeleteWhaahh...?
ReplyDeleteI'm confused.
i'd rather a shitzu butt.
ReplyDeleteIt looks sort of like a dildo with a gentle feathered tip and a seat for comfort. I'm convinced it's a sex toy you hide in plain sight.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like a sex toy. After watching hardcore gay porn, an event I try to dismiss or block out as much as possible (thanks Cognitive Behavior Therapy!), I think it's for back door play.
ReplyDeleteAnd would you kindly remove that Paris Hilton and 50 Cent picture? I feel like I need a dose of antibiotics every time I see it.