Now we know this is a broad generalization, but there seems to be some truth to it. And I submit this "holy moly" video (this was the adjective used in the subject when it was sent to me) as the latest example, or maybe more appropriately, latest test of this theory. Because seriously, are there any black people "having fun" like this? I certainly don't see any in this video:
wingsuit base jumping from Ali on Vimeo.
See, now those guys look like fun, and they probably have all sort of multicultural friends, and I'm sure they sent them all the evite for "Death Jump 2009...in Norway" and I suspect everyone passed except for the other crazy caucasians. Maybe I should ask Christian about this....
But how awesome and shocking would it be to see a bunch of young 20-somethings from Harlem in this video? Maybe that's the next stage in the assimilation revolution. First we can vote, then we can vote in a Black president, and now we can vote to poop our pants in mid-air! Yes we can!!
Seriously, seriously though, consider this a request: if you're black and think you might be doing something along these lines soon, contact me so i can interview you then freeze you in a cryogenic chamber for genetic study.
and of course its the norwegians - the whitest of them all
ReplyDeleteWhite man's crack?
ReplyDeleteyou aint never lyin' I think it may be genetic or something.
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ReplyDeleteI think white people have no known natural predators other than themselves. This proves it.
he might be on to something tasty there...
Let me break down my theory....White folks life is sooooooooo easy they have to do dangerous life threatening things just to remember they have a heart beat.
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