Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Things That Would Make You "The Man" - #47

I once disagreed with Lindsay from Lindsayism (I also once told her "I'd like to lick her up and down" a la Silk (i swear was just joking L, trying to be that wacky TAN ...kinda-sorta. everyone enjoys Silk references, right?)) ... but I am in total agreement with her on the hot-like-fireness of this Bigfoot piano toy.

There's no question it's easier said than done, but if you were able to somehow work it out on a date so you end up playing Heart and Soul on one of these bad boys at the end of the night ... it's a wrap. GAME OVER. Just run those panties out on the laundry line so they can air out, the rest is in the bag.

Unless she thinks its gay/girly, in which case I recommend my bodyguard ...

(since we were speaking on manliness, maybe there's two kinds of girls, ones that would appreciate the Tom Hanks pimp-game, and, um, girls that are wack.)

Tom Hanks Shows You How To Be An Assimilated Pimp [you tube via Lindsay]
Manliness is a Mike's Hard Lemonade and Watching The Movie 'BIG' With A Girl Who Will Soon Meet 'The Young & The Restless' [TAN]


  1. Anonymous7/12/2006

    that is a great scene. i suspect that al ot more embarrasing things would happen before yo uactually nailed it the way it happened in the movie,

  2. It goes without saying that everyone enjoys silk references. And if they don't. They should.


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