Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Premature Ejaculator Editions of 'COPS' and 'America's Most Wanted' Can't Be Far Behind

This is an ad featuring "The Bedroom Police" catching a prejaculator at the scene of the crime:

Frankly, I'm a lil bored by the "whoops, i came too fast" angle on interpersono-sexual relations. Can't we get on the girl's case a little bit more? It feels sexist to not be sensitive about a guy's need to get off in under a minute and take a nap sometimes. is that a crime now?!!?! How would Sotomayor rule on this? I say dudes should picket this commercial and take it to the highest court.

via: The Awl


  1. Not cool! You gotta step up and knock it out. Represent, bring it, etc.

  2. Anonymous5/30/2009

    hello... hapi blogging... have a nice day! just visiting here....

  3. Nice. And, hey- if you want to get off in a minute and take a nap, just jack off. Keep me OUT of it.


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