Friday, January 27, 2006

College Humor Pimping TAN-Penis Prompts "Love" To Pose Nude (And Other Stuff)

My letter to an average-sized penis is up on college humor.

The premise was a "random" black guy to "his" penis, so it's a little unfortunate "my" pic is up for association purposes. Oh well, any press is good press, right?

On the positive side , it seems TAN and his "supposed" penis is on the minds of a lot of ladies.

For one, it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt read my letter and promptly decided to pose nude in Playboy. I think.

For two, an object of my hip hop affections is finding it [hard] to focus on her work because of ... well because of me.

For three, Lusty Lady tackles the issue of size in her column for the Village Voice, referencing TAN.

I can only hope this particular "story" goes national. This is the sort of foundation one can build a [long] [rock-solid] career on.
Posted by T.A.N. at 1/27/2006
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11 comments:

  1. The Stories You Cannot Tell1/27/2006

    Hey Negro.

    First time commenting, been checking your blog out for a while now...

    I was reading your post on college humor. Good humor!

    Shame about your photo being used.

    Here's a good story about another Black guy and his member.


    Staying at the YMCA--The Stories You Cannot Tell

    Thanks mang. Keep writing and I'll keep showing up for a laugh or six.

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  2. Mona Buonanotte1/27/2006

    College Humor enlarged your photo a bit, so now I can see more details of your face, and DAMN! You're hot!

    And so now I'm thinking about your penis.

    That is all.

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  3. Gee, Jay.1/27/2006

    Penises.

    I think your blog is this shit.

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  4. Nichelle1/27/2006

    Don't get a "big head" over all this!

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  5. Anonymous1/27/2006

    The open letter to your penis cracked me up like a nutcracker on a walnut. IT WAS HILARIOUS!

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  6. Anonymous1/27/2006

    I've said this before, but I'll say it again:

    "Press Release"

    That'll get your "story" national in no time.

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  7. Orange1/27/2006

    Don't be too hard on yourself, TAN.

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  8. Nicole1/28/2006

    Like you said, any publicity is good publicity. Getting picked up by college humor is pretty swank.

    But then, having your picture posted as reference does kinda suck. Guess that's the price of fame, huh? ;)

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  9. I'm not even supposed to be here today1/29/2006

    I loved that letter when you first posted it. Congrats on getting it noticed on a larger scale.

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  10. Shawn1/29/2006

    There's nothing wrong with average. Nothing at all. (says the woman who is one of Julian Rios biggest fans)

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  11. Anonymous2/02/2006

    HI-larious. Thanks for the read.

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