Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.if you know some other Chuck Norris facts add them to the comments ...
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Sunday, January 22, 2006
Chuck Norris & TAN Will Kick Your Ass
Izmist sent me this link a while back to some random facts about Chuck Norris. I found it pretty amusing. Here are some highlights: