Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.if you know some other Chuck Norris facts add them to the comments ...
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Sunday, January 22, 2006
Chuck Norris & TAN Will Kick Your Ass
Izmist sent me this link a while back to some random facts about Chuck Norris. I found it pretty amusing. Here are some highlights:
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OMG that is, like, SOOOOOO last month!!!
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
ReplyDeleteI saw this on someone's blog a while back and I thought they made it up! I was impressed, and now, well, now I'm a little pissed off!
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
ReplyDelete"F*ckin' Chuck Norris."
ReplyDeleteBest line in Dodgeball.
THere is a song by The Chuck Norris Appreciation Society that uses a bunch of these. My fav is "When Chuck Norris was born the nurse said "Holy Hell, that's Chuck Norris!" and then she slept with him. At that point she was the third woman he had spelt with."
ReplyDeleteHere is the link to the song. It's on WFMU's Blog. http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/BL/0512/Chuck_Norris_Appreciation.mp3
The Vin Diesel facts are not to be missed also. They're on the same site somewhere.
ReplyDeleteOld SNL Skit: The Young Chuck Norris.
ReplyDelete...that SNL skit I posted above apparently isn't old at all, I guess they just did it very recently. Who knew? SNL is doing good stuff.
ReplyDeleteIn my quest to turn this comment thread into all things Chuck Norris, I offer you this...
Screen shots from Chuck Norris Superkicks. A game for the Atari 2600.
"In this action game you play the part of Chuck Norris on a quest to reach a monastery where an important leader is kept hostage."
Bob Barker on Karate Lessons with Chuck Norris, which caused him great harm:
ReplyDelete"Maybe I should blame it on Chuck Norris," Barker jokes in his interview. "He probably kicked me in the neck. God knows he kicked me everywhere else."
I spent last weekend with my college-aged brother and his friend. All they did was quote these "Facts" back and forth. My favorite was:
ReplyDeleteOne day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
http://cutoffhisarm.livejournal.com/194076.html
ReplyDeleteMy son's blog has a reference to Chuck...check it out....
Boy I wish, I had time to sit around and think up these bull shot facts about people. Hey how about you get a real job and quit living off the Government, that protects your sorry butts.
ReplyDeleteThere is no chin underneath Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist!
ReplyDeleteThere is actually no such thing as evolution. There is only a list of creatures that Chuck Norris allows to survive.
ReplyDeleteDid you know that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer? Too bad he never cries.
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