Tuesday, January 17, 2006

TAN En Español!!

Mi nombre es de color marron. El Bronceado es el más grande, otro blogs es caca. Todas las chicas calientes me adoran y la necesidad para tener el sexo conmigo después de leer mi blog. Ellos no cuidan si el pene es el tamaño medio. O si soy un entusiasta de jazz del negro.

Acabo de descubrir que aún algún motherfuckers español liga mi mierda. Eso tiene calor como el fuego. Aquí están las conexiones.

Hola mi negro 1


Hola mi negro 2


Me divierte que "hola" y "holla" son tan encierra el deletreo.

Hola!!! Holla!!!

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12 comments:

  1. Here's how it comes back in Babelfish:

    My name is of brown color. The Bronzed one is greatest, another one blogs is poop. All the hot girls adore and the necessity to me to have sex with me after reading my blog. They do not take care of if the penis is the so large means. Or if I am an enthusiastic one of jazz of the black. I finish discovering that still some motherfuckers Spanish binds my excrement. That is warm like the fire. Here they are the connections.

    My favorite Babelphrase in this:

    "I finish discovering that still some motherfuckers Spanish binds my excrement."

    My own site seems to be (relatively) big in Russia for some reason.

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  2. hilarious.

    yeah I checked a couple others, they translate a little differently, but equally amusing, and unintelligible.

    maybe one of my newfound spanish peeps will provide a real life translation.

    in the meantime, donde esta el bano?

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  3. Con~o! Como es que lo quieres hacer! Es puro mierda esa idea que necesitas ESP para suceder.

    Solo tienes que ser TU!

    Mijo. Word.

    Ca' vez que 'toy 'qui hago gua gua gua como mono borracho.

    Carajo. Mariconada. Es asi.

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  4. TAN --

    "¿Dónde está el cuarto de baño?"

    Wherever you find it, my friend. Wherever you find it.

    (Partial to this picture because I think I'm in it, too.)

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  5. Your Spanish rules man ;)

    Thanks for the link to my blog.

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  6. Thanks for the link man.
    Bronceado rules, But yet we're not motherfuckersss :)

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  7. If Debby Harry tries to talk shit about Lou Reed on your blog please contact Lou Reed as fast as you can but not by phone because Lou Reed lost his phone. BUT DON'T BELIEVE A WORD DEBBY HARRY SAYS BECAUSE DEBBY HARRY IS A BALLOON HEADED MONKEYTOOTH LYING COKE SLUT!

    Lou Reed will leave this comment EVERYWHERE. Feel Free to repost Lou Reed's Comment.

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  8. Yo quiero Taco Bell.

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  9. Girls wanna have sex with you? Here all this time I thought you were gay....

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  10. Por favor, no escribe no mas en espanol. Yo tengo que escuchar a todo le gente de mi ciudad hablando solamente en espanol cada dia. El asiento solo donde yo puedo ver que hablar y leer en ingles es el internet. Y, específicamente, el blog del TAN.

    Por mi juisio, no articuos mas en espanol! Estoy rodeado de espanol por todos sitios que yo voy. No lo neccisito aqui.

    Gracias,
    Un Gringo

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  11. I didn't keep what I wrote in English, but I'm pretty sure its supposed to say:

    My name is TAN. My blog is great, other blogs are poop. All the hot chicks love me and want to have sex with me after reading my blog. Even though my penis is average-sized. And I am not a negro hipster.

    I did this because even spanish motherfuckers are linking my shit. That's hot like fire. Here are their links.

    Waddup my ni**a 1

    Waddup my ni**a 2

    I like that "hola" and "holla" are so close in spelling.

    Holla!!!

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  12. I think you need a new translator man...that was some sorry ass Spanish :P

    But i still loooooove you :P

    holla!

    :)

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