Now unlike say, Jessica Alba, Anna Nicole Smith isn't as smooth a masturbatory
Then again, fodder is fodder. Once in the realm of sex and and fantasy, most males develop a high tolerance level for glitches in the matrix. Whether you're dead, or turn into a fox, or sprout a third leg, most guys can integrate these developments into a cohesive fantasy:
"I'm going to bang you until you come back to life girl!"
"Girl, you know you are sexy... sexy like a fox!"
"Ok. Turn over and put your third leg in position so that it partially covers the hole, but I also still rub against it on the side a little."
It's always a question whether it's more appropriate to honor the dead through solemn hands-off reverence, or via celebration and an even more enthusiastic appreciation of life. Playboy obviously votes for the latter. How about you? Are you gonna be quick to squeeze a little semen out for the big-boobed girl who passed away? Or will you feel a pang of disappointment at never being able to get a good session going off her Trim-Spa ass again? Where does the penis draw the line? What is the statute of limitations on this?
Luckily for me it doesn't matter, I only read articles in Penthouse.
...I think it depends on how old the person was when they died. ANS was fairly young and still had big boombas so I can see where a guy could forget that ..aaa.. she's not living anymore. However, for the old skool cats who grew up on let's say... Katherine Hepburn...not so sure she can make a man wanna bust a move on her dead behind... then again... let's say(gawd forid) Sophia Loren or Farrah pass and I am pretty sure they could still get some dude to squeeze on their behalf...
ReplyDelete...just realized, I am totally the wrong person to be asking about this... I'mma chick for goodness sake! I don't know a thing about masturbation... and especially a necro-mastubatory episode!