Road To Nowhere (lyrics)

Road To Nowhere (lyrics)

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We’re on the road to nowhere
Where?
Nowhere
Is that a real place?
Don’t know and I don’t care
I’m just flowing
So when they ask where I’m going
Where you going?
Tell ‘em I was on the road to nowhere


so I stick my thumb out
only to be picked up
by six chicks in a pick up
screaming they love d*ck and liquor
“d*ck and liquor !!!”
dream come true
you know my flame don’t flicker
not gonna say what it was
but something was getting thicker
one stole a glance
said, “is that a mic in your pants”
“or you just amped
for the chance
to act flirty and dirty dance”
and I was like,
“you girls are puuurrty, but I can’t front
that is a microphone in my pants”
but go ahead, grab it
you’re all welcome to spit a verse
plus I can do some beatbox if you want to rehearse
who’s up first?
“me”
I don’t care if you’re crappy
if you give me a lift I’ll have each one of you rapping
plus I got some other shit
that should make each of you happy
in my bag I got E, weed, and salt water taffy
the driver said, “taffy? nice”
“that’ll suffice”
“girls make room, we found lucky seven tonight”


We’re on the road to nowhere
Where?
Nowhere
Is that a real place?
Don’t know and I don’t care
I’m just flowing
So when they ask where I’m going
Where you going?
Tell ‘em I was on the road to nowhere


so you ladies ever wonder why the number seven is so lucky?
one leaned over and said “shut up and just f*ck me”
you? Me? Now? Here in the truck?
what about your friends?
“don't worry, we like watching each other fuck
so what’s up?”
no doubt mama
run them drawers, no comma
“damn, you need a trim”
“pu**y looking like osama
I guess I’m looking for weapons of mass destruction
start rubbing on her spot
gave the titties a little suction
then
"conjunction junction, we have a malfunction"
actually everything’s ok just wanted to say that
since the days of way back
now back to the saga
in the back stroking a girl who looks like Jessica Alba
and you know I don’t pass a chance
to make a little funny
I said, damn you look good
bet that pu**y tastes like honey
whooooaahhh
slide back, besides that
we want d*ck and liquor ni**a
we're sick of your wisecracks


We’re on the road to nowhere
Where?
Nowhere
Is that a real place?
Don’t know and I don’t care
I’m just flowing
So when they ask where I’m going
Where you going?
Tell ‘em I was on the road to nowhere


so where we at?
that’s right, the road with nowhere to go
oh dear the flow
got these girls near the o
on their tits smearing blow
put my #@@# near the hole
then I get to grinding
six broads minus the one driving
most important number?
one ni**a rhyming
got these virgins throwing their hymens
trying to f*ck up my timing
so I take a breath …..
tell the driver – wait a sec
looked around outside, said next exit make a left
driver said, come on we not dropping you off
better get your ass up here and start topping me off
I said I’m gonna need some time if you want me to go again
she said, you’re out of time
and started peeling off her skin
I said ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh
I see what you mean
I think I’m gonna go
just blow this whole scene
and then another one appeared
popped out of her spleen
and it had two big pinchers
but this wasn’t a dream
so I reached for my phone
to call one of my team
and she knocked it out my hand
and said, what are you kidding?
why would I let you call for help?
I said my bad
but can you work with me
I got to pull this on beat
otherwise it’s just some alternative hip hop def poetry jam bullshit
not the raw deal to make niggas pull shit
throwing chairs smashing poolsticks
oh sh*t
someone tell me the rules quick


On the road to nowhere
Where?
Nowhere
Is that a real place?
Don’t know and I don’t care
I’m just flowing
So when they ask where I’m going
Where you going?
Tell ‘em I was on the road to nowhere ...