Moreover PDaviddy burst my bubble in informing that
CSI is still on the case, but between this and mayo (see comments), it does seem the racial divide is closing. *cue music*
For the record, I used a washcloth until I entered "the program." But even out the womb, I have always enjoyed my sandwiches with mayonnaise.
Finally, I think the "soap bar is dirty" argument is absoutely ridiculous. But to end this on a right note, and show that you "what about the soap?" guys aren't alone, I'll end with a classic sketch from Chappelle's Show, Trading Spouses, where he touches on this very topic.