I don't know....'Randomness of Politics'...?
Price Cuts Leave Machete Sales, Youth Amputations on the Rise
War is the answer to poverty?
Those aren't machetes, they are Khukuri.
We are slashing prices to the Bone!
circumcisions R us
Ma' chetes cheaper than your chete
See, now if they were to properly segment the market and do some R&D as to colors, lengths, and styles they may have a solution to their problem.
Less-Slashy Days Are Here Again...