Thursday, July 05, 2007

Machetes Are The New iPhone

Price of machetes drops after elections in Nigeria [Reuters]

Alternative Headline:

something something -- Slash Prices, Africa, Irony -- something something

any ideas for a good headline on this story?

10 comments:

  1. I don't know....'Randomness of Politics'...?

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  2. Price Cuts Leave Machete Sales, Youth Amputations on the Rise

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  3. Anonymous7/05/2007

    War is the answer to poverty?

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  4. Anonymous7/05/2007

    "nhi"

    http://judicial-inc.biz/7_5_racist_Judge.htm

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  5. Anonymous7/05/2007

    Those aren't machetes, they are Khukuri.

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  6. We are slashing prices to the Bone!

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  7. circumcisions R us

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  8. Ma' chetes cheaper than your chete

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  9. See, now if they were to properly segment the market and do some R&D as to colors, lengths, and styles they may have a solution to their problem.

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  10. Less-Slashy Days Are Here Again...

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