Monday, March 26, 2007

But Professor, How Do We Know For Sure That Girls Are Evil?

from the inbox:

Girls require time and money
(Girls= Time x Money)
But we all know time is money
(Time = Money)
Therefore
(Girls = Money x Money)
(Money x Money = Money squared)
and because money is the root of all evil
( Money = square root of evil)
Therefore
( Girls = (the square root of evil)
Therefore
( Girls = (the square root of evil) squared
so we are forced to conclude that
( Girls = Evil)

5 comments:

  1. did you have a money sucking date this weekend?i agree. money is evil. girls, well, thats a bit more turbulant. evil is too general a term. :wink:

    but the logic looks good.

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  2. Can't argue with that.

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  3. But since it's actually the love of money that is the root of all evil would that then mean that it's the love of women that is evil and not women themselves?

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  4. Math is hard.

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  5. you know, I bet teaching Math at an all-girls school pays pretty well...

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