I'm so sick of the media portraying negro squirrels in a negative light. You never hear about other squirrels "hiding in branches overhead and suddenly descending and attacking big dogs."Those Aren't Black Squirrels, Those Are Ni**as [BBC News]
Monday, March 12, 2007
But Why Do The Russian Squirrels That Prey On Stray Dogs Have To Be Black Though?
I'm so sick of the media portraying negro squirrels in a negative light. You never hear about other squirrels "hiding in branches overhead and suddenly descending and attacking big dogs."Those Aren't Black Squirrels, Those Are Ni**as [BBC News]
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I don't know about where you live, but the black squirrels here are out of control. They are bringing my property value down. I want them to go back to where they came from.
ReplyDelete*snort* damn mist1. just when i was tryin to take that sh*t seriously.
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That damn racial profiling. I don't care that the percent of squirrel population that is Black only 12.8% but Black squirrels are responsible for 15.195% of the total dog attacks. It's hard out here for a Black squirrel.
ReplyDeleteDarth Squirrel!
ReplyDeleteGood to know racial profiling has extended into the animal kingdom.
ReplyDeleteOne time I was attacked by a squirrel as it leapt out of a garbage can in the streets of Minneapolis, MN. It wasn't black, though.
ReplyDeleteNo one is black in Minnesota.
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ReplyDeleteThere is a vast community of black squirrels in and around college park, maryland. When I went to UMD, you'd see them on the regular. Never attacked a dog or anything, though. SO i think the problem isn't that they're Black, it's that they're Russian.
ReplyDeleteThese Black Russian Mafia Squirrels do not play. I saw one actually go toe-to-toe with a stray cat in my back yard a few weeks back. I swear the squirrel slapped that cat right across his face, and hopped over the fence.
ReplyDeleteI love that they're seasonal eaters, and they work the whole french terroir dining approach. Who knew cats were for fall and dogs were for winter? I feel so gauche now...
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