Monday, March 12, 2007

But Why Do The Russian Squirrels That Prey On Stray Dogs Have To Be Black Though?

I'm so sick of the media portraying negro squirrels in a negative light. You never hear about other squirrels "hiding in branches overhead and suddenly descending and attacking big dogs."

Those Aren't Black Squirrels, Those Are Ni**as [BBC News]

11 comments:

  1. I don't know about where you live, but the black squirrels here are out of control. They are bringing my property value down. I want them to go back to where they came from.

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  2. *snort* damn mist1. just when i was tryin to take that sh*t seriously.

    0_o

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  3. That damn racial profiling. I don't care that the percent of squirrel population that is Black only 12.8% but Black squirrels are responsible for 15.195% of the total dog attacks. It's hard out here for a Black squirrel.

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  4. Good to know racial profiling has extended into the animal kingdom.

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  5. One time I was attacked by a squirrel as it leapt out of a garbage can in the streets of Minneapolis, MN. It wasn't black, though.
    No one is black in Minnesota.

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  7. There is a vast community of black squirrels in and around college park, maryland. When I went to UMD, you'd see them on the regular. Never attacked a dog or anything, though. SO i think the problem isn't that they're Black, it's that they're Russian.

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  8. Anonymous3/13/2007

    These Black Russian Mafia Squirrels do not play. I saw one actually go toe-to-toe with a stray cat in my back yard a few weeks back. I swear the squirrel slapped that cat right across his face, and hopped over the fence.

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  9. mysterious flower3/16/2007

    I love that they're seasonal eaters, and they work the whole french terroir dining approach. Who knew cats were for fall and dogs were for winter? I feel so gauche now...

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