I sent this guy a note via myspace, told him we might need to have an assimilated duel, right on the old 96th street Mason-Dixon line, winner keeps the schtick.
Seriously though, well-written piece by Jordan Carlos. Read it and experience state-of-the-art negro technology.
On a related note, I found this hilarious. It's even more timely because only a couple days prior I sent Gabe, who writes The Unethicist for Gawker, some "fake intra-office memos" as a potential funny bit we could do together, and in one of them I told him I was thinking about starting a new column called "The Negrethicist" ... a joke that has now come to life on Radar.
Seems sipping from the race section of the communal idea-pool is getting more and more popular
TAUNNN the Invincible!! Nothing will penetrate my adamantium melanin armor ...
My Schtick? Being Black [Washington Post]
The Ethnicist [Radar]