I was over at McSweeney's. Enjoyed the lists, and was inspired. So here are some of my own:
Things you might find on the floor but shouldn’t eat even if the floor is incredibly clean.
Mouse droppings
Dirt
Hair at a barber shop
Toenail clippings
Welcome mat
Things you might say normally, but probably shouldn’t in the throes of passion
Do you mind if I put my hand here?
Would you please stop moving with such speed and intensity.
What are you thinking ?
Activities that can be accomplished with a lightsaber, but probably don’t require that much power.
Opening an envelope
Getting that sock from under your bed
Pointing to an object or far away location.
Cutting a peanut butter and jelly sandwich into triangles
Scratching the itch in the middle of your back
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I wouldn't say that I normally find myself asking people to stop moving with such speed and intensity. Does this come up a lot in your daily conversations?
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ReplyDeleteDo you mind if I put my hand [IN] here?
ReplyDeletesuch a retard--I can't type, think and eat at the same time. WTF?