Monday, November 21, 2005

TAN Lists

I was over at McSweeney's. Enjoyed the lists, and was inspired. So here are some of my own:


Things you might find on the floor but shouldn’t eat even if the floor is incredibly clean.

Mouse droppings

Dirt

Hair at a barber shop

Toenail clippings

Welcome mat


Things you might say normally, but probably shouldn’t in the throes of passion

Do you mind if I put my hand here?

Would you please stop moving with such speed and intensity.

What are you thinking ?


Activities that can be accomplished with a lightsaber, but probably don’t require that much power.

Opening an envelope

Getting that sock from under your bed

Pointing to an object or far away location.

Cutting a peanut butter and jelly sandwich into triangles

Scratching the itch in the middle of your back

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4 comments:

  1. I wouldn't say that I normally find myself asking people to stop moving with such speed and intensity. Does this come up a lot in your daily conversations?

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  2. Yeah, I agree, but I love your lists, they are funny as hell!

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  4. Do you mind if I put my hand [IN] here?


    such a retard--I can't type, think and eat at the same time. WTF?

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