I was over at McSweeney's. Enjoyed the lists, and was inspired. So here are some of my own:
Things you might find on the floor but shouldn’t eat even if the floor is incredibly clean.
Hair at a barber shop
Things you might say normally, but probably shouldn’t in the throes of passion
Do you mind if I put my hand here?
Would you please stop moving with such speed and intensity.
What are you thinking ?
Activities that can be accomplished with a lightsaber, but probably don’t require that much power.
Opening an envelope
Getting that sock from under your bed
Pointing to an object or far away location.
Cutting a peanut butter and jelly sandwich into triangles
Scratching the itch in the middle of your back