Got this awesome link sent to me. Apparently this is an authentic old school comic cover. They post a lot of crazy covers like this over in the galleries at Superdickery.
Initially I was thinking this might be some sort of throwback tanning salon. But then I speculated on the storyline, and figured this has to be about Superman getting tired of the light-skin breezies. They probably can't handle trooping around in all the direct sunlight on Krypton without the extra melanin. I'm betting that in addition to the Breezie-Cooker™, Superman also has a Phatty Machine™, so he can have a little something-something to hold on to while he's bangin' breezies in a single bound.
They also should have changed Lois's name to Weezie for the issue.
They Don't Make Comics Like They Used To [Superdickery]
What's A Breezie? [Ni**a Know]
(thanks Jim for the link)