People ask me all the time, and I don't know what to tell them. But recently, I've realized that a big part of my creative/artistic vision is about finding the balance. Black and white. Funny and serious. Whimsy and whatever. Wait, that's the same thing. Well either way, in baseball jargon, I like to "hit it where they ain't."
So in digging through the archives, you're sure to find I have a "voice" with a Chappellian fervor for racial humor. But by no means, is it all that I talk about.
I tell some personal stories. But I prefer to use this site as a sketchpad for whatever creative impulses shoot through my assimilated brain. Sometimes I'm short and to the point. Sometimes I'm long-winded.
Sometimes I do some celebs. Some sports. Some current events. Some NYC. Some philosophy. Some childish nonsense. Some satire. Some whimsy. Some music. Some video. Some T(rue)&A. Some pansy-ass punk beeotch ish. Some hip hop. I might tell you about a concert, or a video shoot.
And that's just tip of the iceberg. All on the quest for balance.
When I started this blog, after a couple weeks of posting there was only one conclusion to be drawn. I sent an e-mail to Nick Denton and Gawker, letting them know I was ready for the big time. Here's an excerpt:
Recently getting started, but I have a good back story, an agent ... and more importantly skills.No response at the time (my pitch letters are an interesting balance of risk/reward all-or-nothing propositions). After a month, and inspired by this guy's gawk-scam (scawk?), I decided to step my game up and make sure I got on the radar. Though I remember feeling ambivalent when TMFTML linked me citing my line, "got the melanin flowin', for Jessica coen" as a sign of the apocalypse. (it's not me, it's fast franks).
maybe.
But I think the only thing holding gawker back from world domination is a little melanin. The negroes who spend their money on broadband, instead of wholesale crack. And that's where T.A.N. comes in.
(...)
With the audio, I saw you give a shout to John Eff Kennedy, who I once hired to hail cabs for me back in the day. He had a nice little celeb rappy-rap ... but I'm better. And black. So I'm better, plus I keep it real...
Fast-forward less than a year later, and I'm compelled to crack the slightest of smiles, because while Nick never e-mailed me back (though we've spoken since), tomorrow I start
Anyhooka, perhaps Gawker is looking for balance, and hopefully that will be something I can provide.
wordemup.
PS: Due to the G-shift, I won't be back until next week, but please send tips and as much help as possible to theassimilatednegro at gmizzy. You're more likely to get through to an editor there than the cluttered gawker tips line, at least for tomorrow and Friday.
HOLLA!
damn. . . too bad i didn't come over here before I posted my Top 5 Bougie Black Boys Blogs... You'll be on the next list, I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteGreat site, great insight. I'll have to become a "regular" of yours.
my nigga don't forget to show that niggaknow love. -1-!!
ReplyDeleteno offense but lately you blog about yourself and link to your own posts a little much. you're still a great writer but i liked you a lot better when you weren't so self-referential.
ReplyDeletecongrats on the guest-edit gig at gawk. you should have been writing for them a long time ago. well I guess you have, but you know what I mean. $ and a full shift.
ReplyDeletemay the spirit of Choate guide you as you walk through the assimilated halls.
TAN is hot like fire.
ReplyDeleteshow me the money!!!
don't you owe me some money ???
ReplyDeleteWhen somebody asks what's TAN about, don't tell 'em shit!
ReplyDeleteWhat you wanna do is continue to preserve that air of faux-mystique in order to perpetuate the cachet of neo-hipster cliqueishness necessary in fostering meme-style curiosity and meta-desire in wanting to be part of something you're not just to be down with it.
Kinda like the "secret bar" trend that came and went like a limp-dicked backdoor johnny.
CONGRATS!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, wait, I'm confused ... Are you getting a new title and everything? This definitely sounds like a promotion of sorts. Are you no longer Gawker's Special Correspondent for Brown-People Issues?
And, if not ... um ... is that position open? Where can *I* apply????? :)
Holla! Oh nooo, I holla'd. Now I'm a holla-back girl.
ReplyDeletePoo. (just one nugget, not a big horse pile like yours)
TAN - you are the man, i need to check in with you more often. Great writings over there at Gawker.
ReplyDeleteCongrats, dude.
ReplyDeletei kind of agree with anon on the self-referential thing but as a fellow freelancer i get it. thats why i think u should create your own writer site that states all your gigs including your blog. this is your persona site, not your resume. bring TAN back!
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm not signing up to be a Gawker commenter, but I wanted to say two things: (1) What's up with all the racist-sounding comments on the Survivor: Race War post that preceded yours? Crikey. (2) Liked your Gawker post, TAN!
ReplyDeleteTAN's Official GawkClock time:
ReplyDelete355 Days
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Congrats!
Congratulations (I think). When it comes to blogging I'm more of the not-for-profit poetry publishing sector.
ReplyDeleteNonetheless, this piece offered some great (subtextual) tips on the art of guerrilla blogging.
And it seems you got what you wanted.
TAN: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEE YOU!
ReplyDeletegreat gawking.
where do all the TAN's hang out afterhours?
nice work TAN.
ReplyDeleteNext up, BOOK DEAL.
that's awesome, TAN!
ReplyDeleteCongrats, and keep it gully over at the Gawk.
I love you, TAN.
ReplyDeleteYou are bringing back the funny that Gawker has been trying to find ever since Choire flew the coop.
Also, I went to Choate too - but I got kicked out in the middle of my fifth form year after having broken just about every rule they had. In hindsight Miss Porter's might have been a better choice...
Nice work during your stint, bud.
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