Ghetto Pass returns to document TAN's White Castle Valentine:First off, can I just say, FUCK GAWKER. These motherfuckers pimp a negro with a win-a-date contest, then get all George Bush-during-Katrina and totally neglect my ass. Can you believe they WOULDN'T SEND A PHOTOGRAPHER? Plus, let's beGhetto Pass: Valentine's Day at White Castle [Gawker]racisthonest here, all that really mattered was getting visual proof of my date's "DAMN! You got a BLACK ass!" claim. [Ed. Note: In the next 24 hours, there'll be video. Hold yer horses!] Despite Mama Gawker leaving her negro child out in the cold, as it turns out, a little privacy may have been for the best. No photographer meant this would be more like a real date. And who can act photo-pretentious when they're sucking down slyders at White Castle? So this week's Ghetto Pass profiles a real uptown story of possible love (?) and definite slyders at White Castle. Let's dig in...
White Castle Valentine Contest [Gawker]
Ass? Yay or Nay.
ReplyDeleteShe got that Pretty in Pink-ish vacancy that suggests she may be a monster in the sack but short on Kafka conversation.
I'm not here to see you find love, dammit. I'm here to see pictures of white women with big, round asses. Now I have to go trolling the intraweb for pictures of Jenna Van Oy.
ReplyDeleteshe looks as though she'd have a very soft mouth.
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