Thursday, February 01, 2007

The Seven Deadly C's

Any sort of writer or artist needs vice in their life, you need a certain lack of sobriety to reach into the depths and rip out that which we cannot stand sober. Thus, in the interest of enhancing my art, I'm looking into adding the Seven Deadly C's:

cigarettes
cocaine
coochie
coffee
'cohol
cess
cunnilingus

So when the ladies are asking for the down south love, now you can tell them, "I don't do drugs."

Everything in moderation my friends.

6 comments:

  1. Please. Never met a man who doesn't go for extra credit.

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  2. I'd like to add cum to the list and remove cunnilingus.

    Best.

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  3. dude, are you gay? NTTAWWT, but two negative references to the vagina makes one wonder...

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  4. mist - you can get A's without extra credit right? that's why it's extra.

    sobercity - that's funny. fine.

    star - hmmm, my sexuality might need a long look in the mirror. what does your acronym mean by the way?

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  5. As a SWAG I'd say NTTAWWT means Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.

    HH

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  6. Wow! That's awful! Give me cunnilingus or give me death!

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