Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Get Orgasmic Or Die Tryin'

"50 Cent is planning to create a vibrator of his manhood - so his female fans can pretend to have sex with him."
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Is this true Curtis? What do you have to say about it?
"Blue is my favourite colour so it will probably be blue. But I don't know how big. I don't know if big is better because I'm not sure a man wants his woman playing with a really big dildo."
Indeed. Quite an astute observation here from Mr. Cent. Though I don't know if a big fake penis is the problem, so much as 50 Cent's big fake penis is the problem. I think if I catch someone I'm involved with in possession of a mould of Curtis Jackson's member, no matter what color it is, that's going to be a deal-breaker. An anonymous mould, however, might not necessarily end labor negotiations.

9 comments:

  1. Who would think I would find the perfect Hanukkah gift for my Aunt Rita on some guy's blog?

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  2. "Might not necessarily," TAN? Don't you mean, "Won't ever never"??

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  3. Anonymous12/21/2005

    Narcissim at work.

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  4. my dildo is light blue.

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  5. I think 50 Cent doesn't want to admit that he has a wee willie.

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  6. Aw, c'mon, you can't hold Li'l Blue Fitty against a girl. All you can ask is that she not chase you with it.

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  7. That's sooo going on my x-mas wishlist!

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  8. Is he missing the marketing opportunity for the homo thug market?

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  9. The certifies what we've all been aware of for a mighty long time. That Fitty definitely has the inner workings to be a true P.I.M.P. A Personal Instrument of Minimal Pleasure.

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