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Is this true Curtis? What do you have to say about it?
"Blue is my favourite colour so it will probably be blue. But I don't know how big. I don't know if big is better because I'm not sure a man wants his woman playing with a really big dildo."Indeed. Quite an astute observation here from Mr. Cent. Though I don't know if a big fake penis is the problem, so much as 50 Cent's big fake penis is the problem. I think if I catch someone I'm involved with in possession of a mould of Curtis Jackson's member, no matter what color it is, that's going to be a deal-breaker. An anonymous mould, however, might not necessarily end labor negotiations.
Who would think I would find the perfect Hanukkah gift for my Aunt Rita on some guy's blog?
ReplyDelete"Might not necessarily," TAN? Don't you mean, "Won't ever never"??
ReplyDeleteNarcissim at work.
ReplyDeletemy dildo is light blue.
ReplyDeleteI think 50 Cent doesn't want to admit that he has a wee willie.
ReplyDeleteAw, c'mon, you can't hold Li'l Blue Fitty against a girl. All you can ask is that she not chase you with it.
ReplyDeleteThat's sooo going on my x-mas wishlist!
ReplyDeleteIs he missing the marketing opportunity for the homo thug market?
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