The Century Club (now with pics!) is up over at College Humor.
click here if you'd like to read it
I'm amused that my picture is at the top, but then a caucasian is the model to help demonstrate the stages.
I see two spins for that along racial lines.
Pro Black - I wrote the piece, and would not lower myself to "clown it up" for the accompanying photos. It's about time a negro gets to relax while caucasians dance and contort their faces for someone else's benefit.
Pro White - No negro. We can't have you taking the pictures because it kills the believability. We're a popular site here, and we want someone the masses can relate to, you know? No offense.
also:
a college with no melanin is no college at all
by the way. have you met my bodyguard?
Or it could be that the photo has more to do with the fact that the century club game is mostly played by fraternity white boys who have nothing better to do... If I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but I've never seen a single one of my black friends play...
ReplyDeleteBesides, since you're not the one doing the lame reenactment, it lets you gain a bit of credibility and professionalism, right?!
The title of your blog caught my attention. You are funny! I'll have to keep tabs on your blog.
ReplyDeleteHey, I am a girl and have done a power hour or 2 (60 shots of beer in 60 mins) and at 60 minutes no one is puking unless they're a huge pussy... and by that I mean I have never puked during a power hour so no guy should puke in the first 60 mins of a century club! Maybe the only people you know who have done century club don't know how to really drink!
ReplyDeleteDear Assimilated Negro Man,
ReplyDeleteI really enjoyed reading your witty, rhyming blog. I found it witty, rhyming, hip, lugubrious, bergere- which is French and should have an apostrophe above the second E-, and rhyming. While I am not a black man, per se, I do feel connected to your plight. Occasionally people refer to me as, assimilated white trash or non-assimilated college educated Jew from Riverdale or guy or chicken face, by this one ex-girlfriend or, of course, fucking awesome. Anyway, I wish you the best of luck on your good will tour of L.A. Perhaps, when you return, we can set up a web based dialogue, which I guess would be called a blialogue, on the current issues that face today’s burning youth, like water, rolling around on the grass and marshmallows. Cheers, as they say in British.
Best Wishes, Regards, Fancy and Sincerely,
Eytan
yeah if you boot at an hour your a huge pussy and suck a drinking
ReplyDeleteI have heard of this game but haven't played. I prefer ones with more skill such as tippy cup, three man, or beer pong.
ReplyDeleteThis little white girl is dumbfounded with the racial overtones. I love that you celebrate your ethnicity. Do you know what part of Africa you are from???
TAN - Funny stuff. Try a century club/power hour with music sometime, one minute per song. Everyone is singing by # 45.
ReplyDeleteLatest mix :)
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In Ireland we play a different version of the century game, its like the power hour except everyone tries to pukes in the same bucket and your not allowed to go to the bathroom until the end. That doesn't mean that you can't piss yourself but if you do go to the bathroom or you pass out, the bucket of puke is poured over you.
ReplyDeleteThis seperates the men from the boys.
You have it all wrong there is nothing to taking 100 shots in 100 minutes unless you are a complete pussy. The real way to join the ranks of the century club is to drink 100 beers or take 100 bong hits in one weekend starting friday night and ending at midnight on sunday, i encourage everybody to give it a try sometime.
ReplyDeleteI am sure your liver thanks you
ReplyDeletethe power hour with music is a good idea but instead of creating your own mix it's easier to download one off limewire or other p2p sharing software. i'm working on a dvd power hour with different 1 minute clips from music videos off youtube. if i ever figure out how to post it online i'll leave the link here.
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