TAN Audio Room

Because I've dispensed the audio hotness in various places, I thought it would be thoughtful to concentrate all the fire into one sauna-like post. Plus the effect/range is enhanced through consolidation.

I'll keep updating this as I add more:


21 More Questions (send-up of 50 Cent's "21 Questions")

Rough Draft: Blogging's The New Rapping (send-up of Jay-Z's "30 Something")

Baby Jamz™ Prototypes (For the kidz!)

Kill Yourself (the hip hop/blogger suicides)

Got Some Nerve??? (ode to Nerve.com)

Blogging All Over New York (send-up of Ludacris' "Pimping all Over the World")

My Name's Not (send-up of Eminem's "My Name Is")

Gawk At This (ode to Gawker and Jessica Coen)

Girls I Like ... (ode to my fav caucasian females)

This One Is For Krucoff (ode to Krucoff & Conde Nast)

The Eternal Now (all we have is now, now, I mean now)

We're Playing Dodgeball!!! (Dodgeball.com Ditty)

What's The Formula Yo? (Glaceau/Vitaminwater and Snap Marketing)

Prelude To A Drunkcast (For Girlspoke ... this is no joke)

Just Like Me (rough freestyle)

Paid In Full ... (To Blog)

Road To Nowhere (storytelling time)

Rough Draft: Best Friend's Wedding

FreeWrittens: Butter On Hominy Grits


also: The TAN Demo: Theater of the Assimilated Negro

can TAN be down?